"A submarine has gone missing" : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.
"A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well, that's a little ghoulish but I can't blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man's hubris.
"An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is 'slapped together submarine' a legal thing that's real.
"An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.
'the submarine imploded" : oh
"An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy, called THE TITAN, visiting the wreck of THE TITANIC has imploded."
They might have well have said "this submarine is unsinkable", while waving a big "fuck you" flag at fate."
There's tempting fate... and then this.
They literally named their boat full of rich tourists after the other boat full of rich tourists, which famously snapped in half before sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
