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Soda is bubbly soup.
Soup is boring soda.
Make your own goddamn controversial post
you fuckin heard me.
O hmy god
Iâm disturbed
This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.
this is i l l e g a l
The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. Thatâs literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, âSorry, Buckbeak flew away.âÂ
âThereâs a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.â
âA different hipprogriff.â
âIâm⌠pretty sure thatâs the same hipprogriff.â
âProve it.âÂ
no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies
Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book
Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.
Remus: Erm⌠this is our new order member, my⌠cousin Gerald. Gerald White.
âMr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!â âOh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesnât wear glasses. That wouldnât make sense.â âWell have Mr. White take off his glasses then!â âHe canât he needs them to see.â
it got better
Itâs honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesnât collapse every other week because like
Youâve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them
And there is literally no common sense
Anywhere to be found
Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself SteveÂ
Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but Iâd like to bring up
The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. Heâd buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldnât but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.
But, but, but, you know the one person
the one person
who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?
Severus Snape.
Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that itâs Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so⌠so affronted.
âSeverus, he is my cousin.â
And Sirius would love it. Heâd love the fact that Snape just hated it. Heâd be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it
That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like âexcuse me, Iâve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think theyâre attracted to glassesâ
and the magical community is like âshit, yeah, youâre rightâ
and just
Spare. Snape goes spare.
Picturing Snape as Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Oddparents now.
Gerald White eventually becomes a fully registered animagus. When he turns into his animagus form right in front of Snape, Snapeâs bursting at the seams, just pointing at him and spluttering:
âHEâS A BIG BLACK DOG! A DOG - THAT IS BLACK. SIRIUS BLACK. BLACK DOG DOG BLACK.â
And Remus calmly says:Â âThatâs absurd, Severus. Sirius Black was never an animagus and besides which, peopleâs names donât have any influence over their animagus forms or anything like that. Thatâs ridiculous.â
And Snape yells:Â âShut it WEREWOLF MCWEREWOLF!â
Everyone looks at Remus, who blinks and sighs as Gerald White turns back into his human form.
âPure coincidence,â Gerald says. âMy aunt was into Roman mythology. Has to happen sometimes.â Then he pauses to give Snape an overly concerned look. âAre you alright, Severus? Youâre looking a little red.â
Honest question⌠has this been turned into a fic?? Because I need this hilarity in my life
Severus: ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS?
Gerald: Weâve been over this Iâm Gerald

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sometimes you start reading a fic and immediately youâre like OH this was written by a child. okay. please know that i am proud of you but also i cannot keep reading this
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, Iâll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
FYI
100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do
500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be
500 level also has tenure and can do whatever they want with little to no consequences
also 100 level course: 250 students, at 8:30 AM bc the department is required to schedule at least one class in that timeslot 500 level course: 5 students, a once-a-week four-hour-long shitshow in a coat closet that the prof is fond of
âa once-a-week four-hour-long shitshow in a coat closet that the prof is fond of â
i´m shakingâŚ

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Every Walt Disney Animation Studios Film â #17. One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)
every time i see steven universe discourse i think âwhat if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkeyâ
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#some people were committed to ross and rachel â that didnât even register for me bc it was all about Fran/Max Sheffield #one of the (many) reasons Love Actually gives me the shits itâs bc it refuses to acknowledge itâs all about the master/maid dynamic #and pretends itâs showing this varied and poetic spectrum #whereas The Nanny is like yeah weâre doing master/maid #TO THE HILT #every trope every joke every shippy stupid jane eyre emotional beat they label and OWN #and they did it all in canned laugher bewitched i love lucy style sitcom #AND I WAS IN LOOOOOOVE #itâs like if youâre gonna do faulein maria and captain vontrapp you need to REALLY DO IT #with zero illusions #(in other news: the fashions were so utterly righteous omg) #(again with my point about how the 90âs were not all about the kurt and courtney aesthetic - it was mostly high glam big hair and prints)
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