Someday.

Soda is bubbly soup.

Soup is boring soda.

Make your own goddamn controversial post

O hmy god

I’m disturbed

This is like reading of two people getting into an argument in a bar then one of them commits a war crime.

this is i l l e g a l

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.

“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”

it got better

Picturing Snape as Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Oddparents now.

Honest question… has this been turned into a fic?? Because I need this hilarity in my life

sometimes you start reading a fic and immediately you’re like OH this was written by a child. okay. please know that i am proud of you but also i cannot keep reading this

500 level also has tenure and can do whatever they want with little to no consequences

also 100 level course: 250 students, at 8:30 AM bc the department is required to schedule at least one class in that timeslot 500 level course: 5 students, a once-a-week four-hour-long shitshow in a coat closet that the prof is fond of

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

#some people were committed to ross and rachel — that didn’t even register for me bc it was all about Fran/Max Sheffield  #one of the (many) reasons Love Actually gives me the shits it’s bc it refuses to acknowledge it’s all about the master/maid dynamic  #and pretends it’s showing this varied and poetic spectrum  #whereas The Nanny is like yeah we’re doing master/maid  #TO THE HILT  #every trope every joke every shippy stupid jane eyre emotional beat they label and OWN  #and they did it all in canned laugher bewitched i love lucy style sitcom  #AND I WAS IN LOOOOOOVE  #it’s like if you’re gonna do faulein maria and captain vontrapp you need to REALLY DO IT  #with zero illusions  #(in other news: the fashions were so utterly righteous omg)  #(again with my point about how the 90’s were not all about the kurt and courtney aesthetic - it was mostly high glam big hair and prints)