Embrace Your Lameness

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

This is my new favorite thing

‘portraits of people reacting to nudity’ fresh, inspired, art sfkas;lk

according to the notes, yes, the subjects do know ahead of time that he will be nude, so yes, this is very funny and cool

they got married btw

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms