Lady Ren

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

my shaylas

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

HOLY SHIT???

God I love it when people mash classic arts and modern art together, it creates the most incredible things

The stereotype straight men have about gays being bad at sports is so odd to me because gay men will often be so athletic for no reason. Once at a gay bar I saw a random guy do a backflip like it was nothing. The meanest twink I knew in college ran marathons listening to Madonna. I knew this other gay guy in college who lifted so much his arm was bigger than my leg. Drag queens will drop into splits and do flips from platforms at bars. I don’t think straight men really know what they’re talking about

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

this is without a doubt one of my favorite fucking rides to take on this hellsite 𖹭

I really did not have 'the real life hunger games' on my bingo card for the year. Has anyone checked on Suzanne Collins? The dodgeball of prophecy hitting her retroactively must hurt like hell.