The witch cursed you to become a monster so that your outsides would reflect your character. Your home town took this news better than you would've thought. A lot better. You're more popular than ever and got immediately swamped by marriage proposals from just about everyone available in town.
"Look, I see where you were going with this, I do, but did you not think turning me into a six foot tall monstrosity with glowing golden eyes, big muscles and a very long tongue might've backfired a bit... Also, I feel like you might have underestimated the ongoing dating crisis in this town quite considerably-"















