bright incalculable soul

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

my coworker said she can’t pass her college classes without using chatgpt and i said “well maybe you shouldn’t be in college then” now all of a sudden I’M the bad guy

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house