ollie

is that woman character actually “not well written” or are you just not paying attention to her. is that woman character actually “less interesting” or do you just not care about her.

son of neptune is like a dead wife to me

hoo is like a shitty highschool sweetheart boyfriend that I got married to too young and now I'm grown enough to see all of his flaws but I refuse to end the marriage because I've grown too attached to his best traits despite them not outweighing the bad

hoo is like a full time minimum wage job at an understaffed dog day care that doesn't even offer health insurance but you continue working there because the dogs are cute and they did nothing wrong and they deserve better than this rundown dilapidated daycare building

hoo is like a deceptively beautiful and evocative simile that isn't going anywhere but it's too late to start the sentence over

it's tempting to just dismiss heath ledger's joker on account of how it altered society for the worse and inspired a generation of men who in the absolute best case scenario are only so annoying you'd rather eat your own ears than spend even a minute around them but then you sit down and actually watch the dark knight again and fuckkkkkk...he actually kinda crushed that shit like a hydraulic press

I do think about how sometimes Hazel will probably see Leo in certain angles and see Sammy in him getting that homesick feeling for someone she once knew and knowing full well that they’re not the same boy

we also have god of theater Dionysus forcing the campers to put on a play every summer and starting an improv club. Dionysus who will let any camper get away with breaking any rule if they yes, and when he lectures them about it. Dionysus who will distract Chiron and the cabin counselors with a soliloquy while the younger kids sneak into the big house to move all of the furniture two inches to the left.

scrub daddy: i;m a spoge