Did You Miss Me

i love a fog. i love a woods.

I love to munch a fresh baked goods

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of course thank you

the first person to get kissed must have been like um..

introduced my mom to pirating websites now she’s watched “so many movies I haven’t seen in years! for free!” and she wants me to “tell your internet followers about this!”

she does want me to warn you “don’t click on those ads with the very pretty ladies!” and that “please tell those lesbians on the internet not to fall for it!”

#as a lesbian on the internet tell your mom thank you i will be very careful

Nah its the direct opposite

Press Y to pay disrespects

im glad hes dead

Who

I just wheezed so hard I have a headache now so thanks for that

if my abusive mother tried to sell me to one direction i would simply say no thank you

rip to y/n but i’m different

when lizzo said "self love is survival" and when hannah gadsby said "do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation" and when mitski said "i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation"

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out

Plague doctors are so funny. Imagine being a dying peasant and fucking spy vs spy shows up and tells you “I literally can not cure you”

one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.

According to conservatives, if something they like isn’t forced, it might as well be prohibited.