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Et tu, Bestie?

im sure ive said this before but speaking as a hairy guy who wears skirts more than pants. sometimes you guys put guys in maid dresses when they’re more of a tight blue jeans type femme.. putting fictional men in cute little outfits needs to be done with care.. feminize him but let his style peak thru.. they can’t all be catboys and submissive maids…

also sometimes some guys would wear maid dresses but they’d be party city fuckin unironed wrinkled shiny plasticy fabric shit. absolute dismal presentation. but it would fit character wise. because i care about these kinds of things

Finally a gimmick blog I can fucking get behind

I do genuinely believe that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are heterosexual but i think that was like a genetic mistake and they were supposed to be lovers but since they can’t (because they’re straight) that’s why they’re like that

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

A parent that welcomes you back home after things have fallen apart. A best friend whose voice alone who can make you relax. A spouse who convinces you to stay in bed an extra hour and leave the dishes for later. A stranger who sees you tired and gives up their seat on the train. Augh. The humanity of it