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sigmund freud met lestat once and said wait i have some theories.

beautiful women named cornell lab of ornithology keep emailing me

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying and having a decent read of legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u and have absolutely 0 bearing on the text itself

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much