Lady Merewen

The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasn’t done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.

The other Jaime Lannister’s prefer to nap on an old broom

-Your pattern calls for size 8 needles. You have all the size 8 needles in the world, you buy extras to teach people. You go to grab a pair. There are no size 8 needles.

-Your scarf is 3 feet long. It’s been 3 feet long for a month. No matter how much you knit/crochet, it will always be 3 feet long.

-You made a gauge swatch. It is perfect. The project you’re working on is nowhere near the right size. Your gauge still matches.

-You find the perfect yarn for a pattern you’ve been wanting to make. The craft store doesn’t carry it. The local yarn store doesn’t have it. It may have been discontinued years ago. It may never have existed. You no longer remember where you learned about it. 

-You’re running out of yarn on a project and go to buy more. The dye lot number is different. Is it close enough? Maybe. Pray to the yarn gods, they are sometimes gracious enough to grant small prayers.

-You vow to only buy yarn for planned projects, your stash is getting overwhelming. It doesn’t matter what you plan, your stash will still grow without your help.

-You have yarn you bought for a project once.It didn’t work out and now it sits in your stash. Forever. There will never be another project that’s right for it.

-You took up spinning to curb your yarn habit. Your yarn habit is now your fiber habit and you have dual stashes. You may never actually make anything out of most of the yarn you spin. Both stashes continue to grow when you’re not looking.

-Your wip basket has things in it from years ago. You’ve forgotten about them. You’ve forgotten the patterns. You’re not sure you ever made them in the first place.

GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS LIKE MAX BI POWER

IMAGINE HOW GAY AND WITCHY YOU WOULD FEEL WEARING THIS

It’s ok to mess up on knitting/crochet projects

it’s ok to make mistakes

it’s ok to make something and not like it

it’s ok to practice and make scraps, not all of ur work has to be a project

The Brilliant Deep is a new picture book biography about Ken Nedimeyer - a Florida diver who started a global movement to heal coral.

Embroidery Hoops by Dona Lola on Etsy

Beaded Dragon and Bird Suncatchers, by Alula Creations on Etsy

Nearing the end of a long tail cast on and realizing the long tail is about two inches too short.

Patterns that don’t have row numbers.

Forgetting a yarn-over.

Yarn snobs (not everybody can afford to buy $25 skeins, dammit)

Realizing the size needles you need are the one size you don’t have.

Having to go to work instead of being able to stay at home and knit.

Splices in the middle of a skein.

COLOR-CHANGING CHAMELEON

This is AMAZING!