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i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

Didn't realize how much the letter drought would be affecting me until weeks had passed since I last heard from my good friend. Now I'm receiving word about some doomed ship voyage. Egad, there is never good news in my postbox

Happy Do Not Give Renfield A Cat Day

Shepard to the ME2 companions: I’m not upset with y’all, cause I know that y’all are mentally ill. Which is why I am going to open up a hospital—

fortune flavors the bold. but with what spices.......who can say

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked commander up and he called me a tough son of a bitch

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

I love being some online entity please don't think of me as a real person

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here