course i've been humbled by the void

people do not like it when you have principles and they don't

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand ayesha erotica's music

helllo doctor... yes id like an adderall script because i'm hoping for an ayesha erotica summer....what's that? oh i guess extended release too....and something for sleep? do you have those 1000mg oxys they talk about on fox news? any demerol? okayyyyyyy thanks babe...ok love you...byee

don't worry yes I'll always fall for it

thanks everyone for coming to the public conversation i've been having with myself over the span of several years