JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
todays bird
trying on a metaphor
Discoholic 🪩
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin
#extradirty
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
One Nice Bug Per Day
taylor price
JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
almost home
oozey mess
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@ladybakedbean
you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day
i do promise
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hey are you busy rn? okay good, so imagine a one-shot where you’ve been invited to your ex’s wedding, and sadly for you, you don’t have anyone to be your plus one. the thought of going stag is mortifying, but so is not showing up at all. so on a complete whim, you open up craigslist:
“Need fake boyfriend for ex’s wedding next week. Must be good at small talk and making up elaborate stories about our fake relationship. $200 flat rate, free food included. Here’s a picture of myself to prove I’m not a serial killer: png.420. Reach out if you have questions.”
it just so happens that Sans is scrolling craigslist that night, looking for an odd-job to save up for his new hot-dog stand. he gets a good chuckle out of your posting— humans are so weird sometimes— but then he pauses. hmm. it’s just one night, right? sans can do that. crash a wedding, eat their food, then dip by the end of the night. it sounds like an easy $200 to him. he decides to send you a message:
“heya. does your date have to be human?”
"Bloody boots are melting."
"Shall I carry you?"
"Hells. Would you?"
I'm baaackk
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint
Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you
fuck no
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when
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
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TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
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ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
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EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN
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I drew a little clip inspired by the game's look "Guardian Angels".
I feel like Tyrael is constantly brushing up the favorability of humans, but because of The Reapers, the favorability of humans towards angels has decreased again (it did in D4), and I'm curious to see how the storyline will be set up in the future.
BTW English is not my native language, I used a translation program, I hope it doesn't affect the reading!😆
idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
Not worth taking the risk
Worth a shot.
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“I know we’re in trouble and all… but look at that spectacular view!”
— Lyndon
Lyndon: Would you ever bury me?
Necromancer: No, I would raise you as one of my skeletons.
Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
Happy Birthday, Wriothesley!
It's been a while. How's your journey been?
As you can see, my office looks a little different today. The number of people who've been spending their time and energy on coming up with these stickers is getting out of control.
But seeing as I'm off today anyway, I guess I'll just leave them be... for now.
When I've finished my tea, want to head over to the Coupon Cafeteria together? I'm guessing there'll be a surprise there waiting for us.
I kinda missed my boys bday but omg I love his art!!
"slut!" - t.s.
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I don’t usually post anything like this but idc— 1989 Taylor’s Version is out and I’m listening to it and losing my mind😭💙💙💙
New theme because I’m a simp🙃
