tummy hurt

im sorry it's so funny to me how aemond and aegon are having a telepathic argument about which of them was their mother's favorite child and all the while she literally traded them both in a heartbeat for helaena's life weeks ago

literally crying at the line “that you bathe in the warm light of her gaze”, it’s giving “trampled under your pretty foot again” like oh my goddddd homotron 3000 we get it!!!! you’re obsessed!!!

aegon and aemond crying about the other being mummy's favourite meanwhile mummy's actual favourite is like. can you please leave me alone i do NOT want to drink that get OFF

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

So Vhagar is out there burning the Riverlands on her own? Just committing war crimes for the love of the game.

funny but kinda depressing to know that the only thing that criston wanted was a peaceful life with alicent which would have never happened anyway because she is a lesbian…

gwayne “if you want to kill yourself you should do it on your own time” hightower

larys calling aegon a bad man... a homeless man calling another homeless man broke.

Last season had two women kiss and yet Cole and Gawyne's journey through the riverlands this episode is the gayest thing I've ever seen in this show