Don't get stuck in something you hate

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

Hamsterdam

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual