this is a mess

cities breaking down on a camels back

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

strawberries are better dumb bitch

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

it won’t they can’t do that

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

if u took a gray alien with u on a roadtrip and ulet it drive the car it would just add up all the numbers on every new speed sign it sees until the numbers get so high it cant focus on the road no more and it would crash and explode and deal the cummulative number it had calculated in fire damage to all surrounding creatures in a 900 mile radius

like a centaur to an apple

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)