Lachrimaestro

*giving you a tour of my tumblr dashboard* well that’s my mutual who posts beatles rpf and that’s my mutual who posts gifs of tv shows i haven’t watched and that’s my mutual who posts pictures of animals frolicking in fields or cool buildings or things like that and that’s my mutual who posts various images of men having sex. sometimes women too

I zoomed in on the bookcase to see the titles. I used to see such books at the used bookstores and they carried a special energy - clothbound with thin paper dust jackets. They felt old then, but it seems they always looked that way. Do you ever wonder what happened to Marilyn's little library? Or the bookshelves of any stylish apartment in 1950-something? Where did they all go? How many are left? Someone might have Marilyn Monroe's copy of Dostoyevski and not even know it.

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

hard pill to swallow here but. the normal number of people to have their accounts removed from your platform, without being given any warning or an opportunity after the fact to request any kind of appeal, based solely off of the false reports being made by open and proud bigots and serial harassers, is none. that shouldnt be happening to anyone. and it certainly shouldn't be happening almost exclusively to an extremely vulnerable minority demographic, to the extent that it is noticeable and verifiable that this is the case. and in the event that all of that did happen, repeatedly and consistently, for months on end without reprieve, recourse, or restitution, you should probably have a response a little better than "oopsie woopsie im sorry you feel like we're targeting u tee hee! but please feel secure in the knowledge that we aren't doing any of that ^_^"

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit