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UPDATE: This is a garage kit that needs to be assembled and painted by hand, not a mass-produced figure 😔

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

There are four categories of people you will meet: Underlings, superiors, rivals, and love interests. One of my underlings has been attempting to convince me of the existence of a fifth category, "friend", which appears to have no purpose. I suspect it is a ploy to get out of performing her duties.

If you have enough passion in your heart, superiors, rivals, and even some underlings can also be love interests.

an underling love interest isn't a person they are a Toy

hey does anyone know why they did that to me

*holding gun and shaking and crying* everyone better start being nice to each other RIGHT NOW

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

dinking my oiter

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

fully sober in the club googling vampires