a walking lab safety violation

okay so i understand the need to hang appropriate signage about hazards in the lab. health and safety or whatever, blah blah blah. but what if i’m the hazard? what if i’m the health and safety problem??? does that mean i need to be walking around wearing a tshirt with an NFPA 704 hazard diamond on it at all times?? do i need to wear booty shorts with the radioactive trefoil emblazoned across the ass??? should i say “hello fellow scientists i am an active biohazard” every time i walk into a room???? you tell me, Mr Health and Safety

does anyone have any advice on how to remove a cylinder from an erlenmeyer flask

Who else blogging from their evil lab?

Oh I am a horrible little biohazard risk *chews on drywall*

I’m so nice and polite and lab-safe :3 you can trust me around all your untested chemical solutions that were never intended for human consumption :3 I’m literally nice + I’m wearing the appropriate PPE for the situation :3 I’m literally wearing my goggles come on please let me in the chem lab :3

Just had my moral compass surgically removed!

hurrying home to my castle when i see lightning and remember that i left the frankenstein plugged in on the slab

the scientists won’t clone me cuz they think i’ll have sex with the clone 😭😭😭

i will but they shouldn’t be slut shaming i think

one lucky follower has been selected to be dissected and reconstructed

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

THIS IS GETTING A LOT OF "NOTES". I PRESUME THIS MEANS YOU ARE LEARNING MY WAYS. GOOD ! LEARN FROM THE B🪲🪲🪲🪲AH SHIT THEY'RE BACK .

god will no longer speak to me, so I've decided to take it upon the task of creating meat geodes myself. if any of you have access to large quantities of meat and don't care where it goes please reach out

are they… y’know… *mimes vivisecting someone* lab partners??

Archetypal mad scientist who is an Ecologist and her evil plan is always something like put Baikal seals in the Great Lakes

she has an evil sidekick that provides her with ideas like "What if we created a powerful new form of Kudzu, called Kudzu with a Gun"