extraordinary

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

I’m in love with this post

Mood stabilizers keep me sane and functional. Herbal teas also help.

I can’t even escape math on tumblr

my night routine is very simple. i think until i get sad

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

I get road rage walking behind people.