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why does ultrakill actually parallel deltarune.
what i mean by this is that kris deltarune has an analogue in ultrakill: you, the player. and the soul (you, the player) in deltarune has an analogue in ultrakill: Hell Itself. i'm not joking
eldritch entity with a large amount of power over the game
allows the player character to respawn and try again after death (supposedly, in the case of V1)
uses the game as a form of entertainment
overwrites the player character's choices
most recently additions (ch 4 / Fraud/Revamp) makes it abundantly clear that this is a separate entity
the "HA HA HA HA HA A S I F Y O U H A D A C H O I C E" in P-2 when you select no is Hell's version of the "I'm sorry Kris, I payed $25 for this game. I gotta see what happens when you click yes" on the "are you a terrorist" meme
ofc, because the player is in a different position, the exact nature of it is gonna be different, so i can't make all the parallels, but sometimes Kris overwrites the player's choice, and sometimes Hell overwrites V1's choice, but we can't exactly overwrite Hell's decision, except by skipping encounters ig
also P-3 candidate discourse is similar to Roaring Knight candidate discourse. you got the suspiciously missing character that most people believe it'll be (Lucifer/Dess), you've got the other common candidate (Odysseus/Carol), and you've got the joke candidate (Jesus/Papyrus)
Reblog to Estrogenize Prev*
*Cis men are welcome to reblog this, but be aware that those labels may not last :3
This should be funny.
I would reboot like 1000 times for narinder… but then that would mean that I would be estrogenized… I already have enough of that so uhh here ✌️
This estrogenises you.
NO NO NO GET ESTROGENIZED AGAIN
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
do it again and I will order the pigeons to bring me my guillotine with your name engraved on the blade.
Always fun to see girls flirt in the reblogs of this post.
honestly it feels so surreal that i’ve performed *at disney land*. like what do you mean i, a random disabled trans girl trombonist, have performed at fucking *disney land*?!? i’d never even been there before then!
i googled myself and fucking forgot that i was featured in a (local) news article and got jumpscared by me on multiple minor news sites
honestly it feels so surreal that i’ve performed *at disney land*. like what do you mean i, a random disabled trans girl trombonist, have performed at fucking *disney land*?!? i’d never even been there before then!

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The commentors on my newest post have taught me the difference between radially symmetrical and bilaterally symmetrical and I find that a really neat bit of info! 🙌
...However knowing the internet: If I keep the post as is I will be told this tidbit 100-400 more times depending on how big the post gets. I'm trying to decide if I want to let people have that fun or if it'll get super duper annoying real fast.
Much to think about...
it feels so strange to me that not all animals have symmetry. like crabs and whatnot. a bunch of them have one claw that’s bigger than the other
"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is
Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.
Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.
You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.
Sex is not what makes someone an adult.
Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.
Sex is not equally important to everyone.
You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.
You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.
Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.
The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.
Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes

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pretty neat how Act III of ULTRAKILL is basically all trying to tell you about Hell. the first thing we see of Hell's influence is the Soldiers, but that typically goes relatively unnoticed. then there's the Stalkers, which is basically the same, and most people don't give it too much thought
then the P-2 ARG, which isn't really in-game, but is the first proper proof of Hell being sentient.
then Violence just bashes Hell's sentience over your head. Mannequins, made by Hell, inspired by Guttermen. the book telling you to "Paint. The world. R E D ." Minotaur, terminal entry includes a censored "Hell Itself". Hell talking to V1 in 7-3, and the marked for death crystal saying "You're the star of the show now, baby" in a way that's clearly Hell. and of course the Hell book in 7-4 praising the Earthmovers
Fraud doubles down even more. Hell shows V1 the other Archangels, has them fight in a mini theater, and shows what God looks like, and immediately after pranks V1 with a fake exit. Hell shows off it's new creation, the Deathcatcher, with a whole ass CURTAIN REVEAL. it also gives V1 a book with Earthmover mentions (i refuse to believe that wasn't placed deliberately by Hell). then there's another Hell book in the secret room, showcasing Hell's ideology forming. then 8-3 has Hell pranking V1 yet again with the fake level intro, it puts the Power fight in the Gabriel arena as a sort of in-joke with V1 ("haha, these guys are just like Gabriel, fight them in the Gabriel arena V1"), and yet another fake exit with the space reveal, and one more Hell book. and to top it all off, before fighting Geryon, you can hear an orchestra tuning, and after you kill Geryon, you get teleported to a theater, to show that it was all a performance (for who? Hell [and maybe Lucifer])
How people get nicknames:
Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"
A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".
An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"
A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".
Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".
A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"
A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"
The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"
+ How Nicknames Stick:
Your fate is determined by The Counsel
You hate it
It's accurate
my friend described himself as a twink barista once while on a long bus ride (travel for a performance) and it stuck
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
happy birthday
New Pickup line:
Are you a Texan, because you make me want to Text and Drive
as a texan. what?
The words "text and' sounds like "Texan"
It's a really dumb pun
ah. i thought it was about the “don’t text and drive” signs you see on the highway

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New Pickup line:
Are you a Texan, because you make me want to Text and Drive
as a texan. what?
I’m home now! Started this one while in the airport. You can have some hurt now!