Thoughts Of Mine

im going to fuckìng explode "a little salami" is nothing you have to keep it "little a salami" or it doesnt work

its equivalent to "i want fruit gummy" its nothing

why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

the epic highs and lows of being known

the mortifiying ordeal of high school football

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

hey op good news

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

a picture can say a thousand words and here they're all slurs

According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man

thick earth theory

bimbofication

Inflation hentai

Where else can you find three seprate, yet each objectively terrible responses to a post about a serious issue?

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

so would any man in the world hes not special

How the fuck can you leave out my main man banana peel

need a girl to groom my fur until i am buoyant enough to swim

hey liz what does this mean