shen yuan of love never dies

the forbidden romance of r/c (junior counselors at church camp are NOT allowed to intermingle) versus the dull, predictable relationship the audience finds it impossible to invest in: a man sending phishing emails daily just for the chance to briefly be in contact with the recipient, who not only enters her confidential information every time, but also is beginning to wonder: what do i do if my bank's automated security alert messages are beginning to seem... darkly sensual?

on every occasion where it is required that i change my security questions, the options from the dropdown menu become increasingly intimate. at first it was like "what model was your first car?" but now it's like "when you next visit your father's grave, what eerie and beautiful song would you most want to hear playing from a source you could not locate"

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??