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Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Genshin Impact

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Topaz!

This is actually the first match I've written that has a female result, so this was pretty exciting to write!

Initially, at first I didn't know who to pick for you, then I had a small idea, but when I finished reading through your info I actually decided to give you Topaz because based on your description of yourself I believe she'd be good for you and that you two would be quite compatible.

She doesn't mind that you're difficult to read. In fact, she sees that as a challenge.

I see Topaz as kind of difficult to read to, and someone who's emotionally mature. She's totally good at reading people. Perhaps it's because of her strategic and analytical mind or perhaps it's just her intuition. Who knows.

Topaz also doesn't mind that you find it easier to communicate by writing on paper sometimes. In fact, I believe she'd encourage you to do it. As long as you do communicate and as long as you're comfortable, she doesn't care about your way of communicating.

She also doesn't see you being emotional and kind of a crier as a weakness. She knows that sincerity and emotions are important. She also realizes that crying is a natural thing and it may be helpful in letting out negative emotions. So she doesn't look down on you because of that. She'll also try to comfort or console you when you cry if you let her. If you don't, she'll respect that and leave you alone to deal with your emotions in private.

She admires that you're stubborn and your willingness to be independent. As a pretty independent person too, I think that is a quality she respects and admires in people. However, she won't let you neglect yourself. She knows that being independent shouldn't mean neglecting your needs and refusing help all the time, and she'll (patiently and gently) try her best to make you understand that as well.

If you like rats, then I'm assuming that you like other animals too (even if not as much as rats). At least I hope so, because you'll definitely be seeing Numby a lot! After all, they are practically Topaz's partner/assistant. Give them some treats (with Topaz's permission of course) and they'll love you forever and will probably get more attached the more they see you. Topaz won't comment, or perhaps only lightly tease you, joking that she's jealous (whether she's jealous that you pay more attention to Numby than her, or that Numby likes you this much, you don't know). But it makes her really happy if you get along with Numby.

I think Topaz wouldn't really care what you're wearing as long as you wear something more or less presentable when you are with her in public. I think she'd like your vibe.

She'd pester you to let her read your writings. If you say no, she'll respect that (but won't stop her from asking from time to time, she's just really curious).

She doesn't really have that much free time, but may ask you occasionally for some book recommendations. If she actually finds the time to read it, she'll analyze it with you, sharing her honest opinion while sometimes focusing on even the seemingly little or insignificant details of the story.

She appreciates your love for music. I don't think she listens to it as much as you, but again, if you recommend something to her she'll definitely check it out and later give her opinion to you about it.

She loves it when you sing! Doesn't matter if you think your voice is good or not, she enjoys it nonetheless. If you happen to be singing something more energetic or upbeat, she may even hum to it with you and dance a little/sway in the background.

Also, I think that as someone who works in the Strategic Investment Department, Topaz would enjoy playing some puzzle games with you. It counts as both quality time with you as well as an exercise for her brain/mind.

Topaz certainly isn't a clingy person, but with you, her partner, she'd definitely love some physical touch. She'll allow you to do almost whatever in private, and she'll definitely give you lots of physical affection as well. However as someone with a serious job and position in the IPC she may not be a fan of pda. She's fine with holding hands from time to time and maybe some cheek kisses here and there but that's mostly it. But if you two are alone without the other IPC workers or anyone else that Topaz might want to impress, etc, she might get a little more comfortable and touchy, as long as you're comfortable with that of course.

Quality time would also be very important to Topaz, despite her often being busy with work. But she'll do her best to find enough time for you to feel seen, appreciated and loved.

You giving lots of acts of service works well here too- Topaz is often busy with work, so the fact that you do even little things and errands and whatever etc for her really means a lot. She'll be very grateful and she'll feel like at least some weight has been lifted from her shoulders.

Funny thing is, I think Topaz instinctively gives a lot of words of affirmation without even realizing it. She'll tone it down if you ask her to, but she might sneak in a compliment or two or some loving words from time to time ;)

I see Topaz as someone who'd like to do gift giving to her partner. If you ask her to stop, she'll just find other ways to give you gifts she thinks you may like. You may find some nice little trinkets or some expensive gifts in your drawer for example. If you ask her about it, she'll deny everything and claim that she has no idea how it got there.

If you're drawn to people with strong personalities, then I truly think Topaz is the one for you. She's confident, mature but she's also kind, polite and enthusiastic (at least that's how I see her). She really gives me vibes of someone who's strong mentally, emotionally and someone who has a strong personality in general and as someone who isn't afraid to experience the world.

"I'm going to make that woman my problem" is the exact reaction Topaz had when she started having feelings for you. She'll totally see through you and she's going to take care of you one way or another, whether you like it or not.

Sunday!

At first I was gonna give you someone else, but then I thought that you and Sunday would actually be quite a cute pair and went with him instead.

I feel like you both could have a really positive impact on one another.

We all know Sunday has his trauma and issues.

And I think he could actually use someone like you; someone kind, caring and compassionate. Someone who would show him that he too deserves love and deserves to be treated with kindness.

I feel like he might often think that he doesn't deserve you, even if he won't say it out loud and try not to show it. He wouldn't want you to worry about him (but you still do of course).

I also think that he could have a positive impact on you as well. While I do see some similarities between you two, as I picture Sunday to be shy and maybe a bit nervous/anxious deep inside, kind of like you, Sunday is different in a way that he knows how to hide all this. I dare say he's good at keeping his insecurities at bay, mainly because his work required him to be level-headed, calm and responsible at all times. And thus I think he could help you manage your insecurities and deal with your negative emotions, or at least show you how to not let them take control over you.

Despite himself probably having some self-esteem issues, he can't understand why you have any. He thinks you're perfect as you are. In his opinion, you're too hard on yourself. (Yeah, he's a bit of a hypocrite in that aspect...) He'd try to help you with some words of affirmation.

He loves when you're sarcastic and sassy, especially since you know when you can be like that without being impolite and disrespectful. It's this mix of you being sarcastic and sassy while somehow still being polite and respectful that Sunday loves. He may find some of your comments amusing and may even tease you back or respond in a similar way if he's in a good mood.

Generally I think you and Sunday have some things in common while also having some major differences. And I think that's what makes the two of you complete each other quite well.

Underneath the polite but cold professionalism of Sunday is a deeply compassionate and kind individual that cares about people more than one might think. However he is quite reserved and closed off. It is not easy to gain his trust. I don't know how exactly you managed to capture his heart, but what I do know is that people loved by Sunday must be really lucky people indeed.

You're both perfectionists- that means that you both are probably organized, which is good. I feel like Sunday would probably dislike very messy people.

Sunday would probably have a thing for classic romantic gestures. However I feel like his love is deep but quiet, and so I think he would prefer more quiet and simple gestures rather than loud declarations of love.

Totally the type to randomly send you your favorite flowers with a small, romantic note attached at least once a week. Providing you like flowers, of course.

He definitely has a written list of all your favorite things; your favorite colors, flowers, favorite snacks, etc. He is attentive and observant, so each time you mention something that you like, he either remembers it or writes it down just in case.

He uses that list to shower you with small but meaningful gifts. Thanks to the list and his exceptionally good memory those gifts are always personalized and based on your interests.

I see Sunday as someone who's honest, but at the same time polite and kind. He always thinks before he says anything. And thus I think he'd be really good at giving meaningful words of affirmation.

As for physical affection, he'd never admit it, but he's touch starved. He loves the subtle and light touches, like holding your hand gently, or interlacing your pinkies together, or brushing your cheeks lightly with his fingers. When you get close to him and when he starts to trust you, he'll allow you to touch him freely and almost however you want. Just be careful when touching his wings. They're quite sensitive and somewhat fragile. (Also make sure to give him tons of hugs. I feel like he really needs them)

As I mentioned earlier, Sunday loves showering you with meaningful gifts. But he also would like receiving gifts from you as well. He'd have them displayed somewhere so he could stare at them and get reminded of you and your love. He'd be very upset with himself if any of those gifts somehow got lost or destroyed.

You mentioned you like singing. What a coincidence, Sunday not only knows how to play a piano but he can sing as well. Maybe not as good as his sister, but still. If you wanted, he'd love to hear your singing while softly playing the piano and maybe joining you in singing some songs.

Jing Yuan!

To be honest, he was my first thought. I was like "Hmm... Jing Yuan maybe? Yeah, Jing Yuan."

Your dynamic with him is genuinely something I'd want to read about, whether that would be fanfiction with him specifically or some book with a similar dynamic between the main pair lol.

Generally I see some similarities between you two.

You mentioned that you like being lazy and taking things slow. I think Jing Yuan is like that too. Even though he's the General and has many duties, it's pretty obvious that doesn't take everything too seriously and also likes to take things slow sometimes and enjoy the quiet moments of life.

He'd definitely enjoy taking naps and sleeping in till late with you each time he'd have the chance to, that's for sure. Doesn't happen very often because of his position but he strikes me as that kind of person.

Despite this, he knows when to get serious of course. As the General, he has many things to do and probably somehow doesn't find it difficult to find motivation to get things done (maybe because he knows his job is way too important to ignore). And as such, I think he'd be good for you in a way that he would help you find motivation to get your things and duties done and help in keeping that motivation. He's very supportive and patient.

You mentioned that you don't like boring people. And maybe it's just me being biased because he's one of my top favorites but I don't find Jing Yuan boring at all, he's quite interesting and always seemed like a fun person to me. And despite being pretty chill and relaxed he doesn't give me the vibes of someone who's very messy and disorganized, so that should be another plus in your eyes.

You also said that you don't like slow or late people. And I know I said that Jing Yuan likes to take things slower sometimes, but in my opinion that is entirely different than being slow in general. I can't really explain it, but yeah.

I think he'd find your usual attitude towards people and your sarcastic nature quite amusing. He would never stop you unless you really somehow crossed a line.

He can be a bit goofy too when you get to know him so I think he'd really enjoy being in a relationship with someone who's at least a little goofy too, like you.

As the General, he'd prefer not to bore you with his work related and serious, boring problems. But he'd appreciate your logical and rational thought process so perhaps he would ask you for your opinion on certain matters from time to time. And it wouldn't be just to make you feel nice or something, I think he'd genuinely value and consider your input.

As we all know, he likes cats too (especially lions it seems) so that's another thing you two have in common.

He'd definitely love it if you drew him. But don't even think about hiding those drawings from him. He'd find out anyway. He has his ways. He might steal some of your drawings from time to time. You could notice that a drawing of yours is missing and later find it in a drawer in his office or room.

He'd absolutely support your interest in psychology. He seems like a person who's good at reading people and understanding emotions and such, so I think maybe you two could have some really interesting and insightful conversations about some psychological topics.

He'd love your singing. Even if your voice isn't perfect in your eyes, it is in his.

If you like acts of service as a receiving love language, you're lucky. Jing Yuan seems like someone who'd really enjoy helping you out and doing some small things for you. It's not usually him doing it, since his job as a General keeps him busy, but rather his subordinates for example (or Yanqing). But it's the thought that counts.

Quality time might be more difficult because of his position but he'd try his best to find as much time for you as possible.

Appearance and aesthetic wise, I think you two would look really good together. I think your mostly black clothing would contrast well with his white hair and white elements of his usual attire.

Douxie!

I think you'd be a very adorable and healthy couple.

Your dynamic could be interesting and cute, since you're pretty cheerful and kind, but also polite and lady-like, while Douxie tries to be this cool "emo" dude that every girl simps for but in reality he's quite a dork lol.

And he can be a bit clumsy and reckless, although he means good, so if you could keep an eye on him that would be great.

For some reason I think he'd either enjoy/be impressed with your dark and morbid sense of humor or be concerned. Like, if you throw an especially dark joke around him, I can see him not commenting on it, but thinking to himself in concern "are you okay?" Lol

You're cheerful and bubbly while Douxie is a more calm and less cheerful/energetic person in my eyes (or at least the more modern, current version of him, not the one from Camelot), so I think you two would balance each other out well.

You two would be quite pleasing to the eye and aesthetically pleasant couple- just imagine, you with your long, blond hair and your super awesome and unique clothing styles and him with his black hair with blue streaks and his kinda emo look. You and Douxie would look amazing together imo.

He'd try to be there to watch your ballet performances. He probably would not always make it because of his jobs and other duties, but he'd try! He'd love to watch you dance so gracefully and beautifully. That'd be one of the moments when he'd think how on earth did he get so lucky to have you.

Horse riding dates <3 He may not be a professional at this like you, but we have seen from Wizards that he knows how to ride a horse more or less. Besides, you could always give him some tips and pointers, right?

And of course most importantly; your shared love for music! He'd be already in love, but if you told him you play instruments and write songs? He's absolutely whipped.

I can imagine you two having a sort of music sessions when you play your instruments and try to compose and write songs together (as a fellow music lover, I think it's super romantic).

Generally I think he'd find all of your hobbies very interesting and unique. Some of them may make him feel nostalgic because of his time at Camelot, like archery or your interest in herbal medicine.

He'd love how artistic you are, not only with music but in general and think you're very cool for being so talented, knowing how to sculpt, paint and do other artistic things.

I think he'd appreciate and share your interest about the world around us and the universe. Also, he'd be absolutely delighted to show you and impress you with some of his magic.

Douxie would eat anything that you cook and/or bake, he'd absolutely love it. Tbh, he'd eat anything as long as it was made by you, even if it was burnt to a crisp, because he's just nice and considerate like that <3

You like reading? Well, you're in luck. We know he worked in that bookstore. I think Douxie would let you borrow any book without actually buying it or just straight up give some to you.

Obviously, I can't just write about Douxie and not mention Archie, right? ^^ I feel like he could be wary at first, but after seeing that you're genuine and that you really care about Douxie, he'd warm up to you and start to love you. He'd probably be grateful for not being the only one to keep Douxie out of trouble anymore. He'd love all the pets and scratches you'd give him (although he'd probably claim otherwise). Douxie wouldn't know whether to be jealous, amused or to find it adorable lol.

I think you two would be a genuinely healthy and good couple.

Macaque could definitely use someone like you. Your kindness, cheerfulness and politeness as well your energy and optimistic outlook would contrast well with his more quiet, snarky, sassy and brooding nature. You two give me a "miss sunshine and mr grumpypants" kinda vibe, and that's good honestly! It's one of my favorite ship dynamics XD

You said you have an elegant and lady-like kinda vibe as well, and these vibes also seem like something Macaque would be into for some reason.

Considering both your styles and your looks compared with Macaque's style, I think you two would be an aesthetically pleasing to look at couple. I can't really put into words why, but I think your clothing styles would fit Macaque's general vibe.

Macaque is very attentive and observant, so he'd give you some rings, earrings or brooches that he thinks you would like, or just ones that reminded him of you. You wouldn't even have to say at any point to him that you like that kind of stuff, he would notice on his own because he actually pays a lot of attention to you.

Generally I feel like Macaque is the type of person who quietly notices and notes down in his mind what kind of things you like, so he knows what kind of gifts would make you the happiest.

Macaque admires you for having so many interesting hobbies and passions.

He is a theater kid for sure, with his love for dramaticness and shadow plays, and you have a few hobbies that kinda match that.

He is amazed when he learns that you do ballet. You better believe that he will be at your every show if you participate in that sort of thing, in exchange that you come to his shadow plays as well, of course.

I mean, you literally said you organize puppet theaters! And Macaque is into shadow plays, which is also a form of theatre! I'm sure that's only one of the many topics you could talk to each other and bond about. If that doesn't prove that you two would be perfect for each other, I don't know what will lol.

He'll try to get into some of your hobbies. They are so creative and interesting, like I said, Macaque admires that very much as a theatre kid himself.

I headcannon that Macaque, like you, can also play a few instruments and sing quite well. And considering his storytelling during that one shadow play episode, maybe he would be good at composing songs too and writing poems. So I can see the two of you having music sessions, just playing your instruments and singing together. Macaque would also definitely offer to help you in writing songs and such.

Macaque is a demon and a celestial monkey; he's pretty strong and has a good stamina, so he'd gladly try to get into your hobbies such as fencing or archery and practice with you.

But he wouldn't try horse riding. Just... No.

Like you, Macaque also wouldn't probably limit to just one or two love languages and instead would try to show his love in different ways. Although he may be a little shy and distrustful of physical contact especially when you're the one initiating it, since how much trauma this guy has and what he's been through... So you'd have to be a little gentle and patient with that, but he'll come around and understand that you won't hurt him after some time.

Your love for nature and fascination with the world around you was probably one of the many things that made Macaque fall in love with you. He would gladly take you for walks around Flower Fruit Mountain and introduce you to the little monkeys.

And he has his shadow portals! Which means, he can take you all around the world basically. Wherever you want to go, whatever you want to see or experience, just say the word. Your wish is his command.

If you start talking to him about space or oceans or just any topic that you're interested in, he'll listen to you while staring at you with a soft smile.

Surprisingly or not, I think he would like your darker sense of humour. I feel like it could match his snarkiness and his brooding nature.

He knows you're stubborn, but he wouldn't let you overwork yourself. He has a silver tongue when he wants to, so he definitely would try to coax you into taking a break, and preferably spending some free time with him. If that doesn't work, well... He's much stronger than you, so he'd probably just take you into his arms forcefully and drag you away from your work lmao.

Oh, and he'd definitely eat anything you bake or cook. If you bake cookies or something similar he'd probably try to steal some before they're even ready, just to mess with you. He'd use his shadow portals and do it when you're not looking. We all know he's pretty sneaky.

Ao Lie!

To be honest he was the first character that came to my mind.

We don't know that much about him, but from how he was in that one episode, I think he'd be perfect for you!

You guys would be so cute and adorable together, literally the most wholesome relationship.

Ao Lie would absolutely understand your sensitivity! He is extremely kind and patient. He may be less sensitive than you, but he still seems very in tune with his emotions and a bit on the sensitive side, at least that was the vibe which he gave me.

He would never laugh at your sensitivity or call it being dramatic. Ao Lie would absolutely comfort you if you get extra sensitive, even if you don't cry.

Ao Lie is a walking green flag (literally lmao). And considering all your insecurities and everything, I think his kindness, goofiness, patience and gentleness would really help you with that and make you feel more confident and assured.

Very loyal and devoted, would do anything to make you believe that he won't abandon you. He wants you to feel safe and comfortable more than anything and I dare say he'd be good at making you feel that way.

Just like you, he is a very good and understanding listener! You could talk to him about anything and he absolutely won't judge and will offer comfort immediately if needed and will be genuinely interested if you ramble about your favorite topics.

At the same time, Ao Lie also deeply appreciates your willingness to listen to him as well. He gives me vibes of someone who can talk and ramble sometimes a lot, so I think he could also use a partner who'd listen to him.

I wish I could say that Ao Lie would help you to not procrastinate, but to be honest, he's a bit forgetful and a procrastinator as well probably. And it's not even because he's lazy, but more because he tends to get distracted too. But if you have to do something, he'll offer to help! It's always more fun and interesting to do things with your loved one rather than alone, isn't it?

Ao Lie is a clumsy dork for sure, but he also knows when to get serious if needed. He knows how you feel when someone mistakes your kindness and sensitivity for stupidity and naivity, because he probably experienced that himself many times.

If you like mythology, then you're lucky! He's literally a dragon, I bet he has some great stories to tell.

Your styles also probably go well together. Most of your styles/aesthetics are darker themed and/or with some black. Ao Lie's theme color is green of course, and in my opinion, black and green really look good together.

Honestly, I can't see him as a reading-type of guy for some reason. But if you recommend him some good fanfiction, he may give it a shot, even if just to make you happy.

I feel like Ao Lie would love to draw, like you! You guys could have doodle and drawing sessions where you would try to draw each other or perhaps choose a thing to draw and then compare your drawings of that thing. Idk, but something about Ao Lie just screams to me that he doodles a lot, especially when he's bored.

He'd also love to listen to music with you! He'll check out any song you recommend him, either on his own, or just sharing some earbuds with you or that sort of stuff and listening to the song together with you. He'd probably also show you some of his favorite songs.

He doesn't mind that you have your specific and unique hobbies, like your bird skull collecting or learning about dark entities. As long as it's nothing dangerous or unhealthy, he doesn't mind! Ao Lie feels like a person who thinks that everyone should be allowed to indulge in their hobbies and do things that make them happy, even if they may be considered "weird" by some people.

Ao Lie's main love languages are physical touch and probably words of affirmation and no one can tell me otherwise. It's perfect because those are also your main love languages, but I feel like you need both of those yourself as well. Don't you worry, Ao Lie loved hugs, hand-holding, kisses, everything! I think he'd be very touchy feely, kinda like you. Just smother him with affection, he'll love it and smother you as well.

Like you, Ao Lie also uses words of affirmation. I feel like it's just so natural to him. He is a person who's pretty open about his feelings, and that concerns his feelings for you as well.

He'd absolutely love it if you play dress up with him! He'd also allow you to do his makeup and paint his nails, but only if you allow him to do your makeup and your nails as well! He'd totally want some kind of matching nail colors, patterns or whatever, just any matching will do! Only if you want to as well, of course.

All in all, I think Ao Lie is just what you need both in your life and as a partner. You guys are a disgustingly wholesome couple <3

Redson!

I know you said you liked sweethearts and etc, but hear me out!

But he is a nerd, that's for sure, so there's that.

Actually I picked him for you mostly by intuition, I just feel you two could be adorable together.

Now some headcannons.

He wouldn't admit it, but he was impressed (and confused) by your ability to connect with anyone!

I mean, sure, he can be rude and mean sometimes, but he's working on it!

(He's just a tsundere lol)

But I have a feeling he'd be a sweetheart and that he'd be absolutely loyal and devoted once you managed to capture his heart.

He'd burn the whole world for his beloved if needed. Literally.

He'd at least try and find ways to help you with your ADHD, like finding ways to help you focus. He may grumble and complain and have slight anger issues, but with you, he's a lot more patient than he seems.

I feel like he could also benefit from the way you seem to get along with most people. By observing your interactions with others and just being around you, he might be encouraged/willing to try and be nicer and more patient with people and try to connect with them more.

You said your main love languages are words of affirmation, quality time and gift giving. And these are actually perfect for a relationship with Redson imo.

Words of affirmation is something Redson desperately needs but something he has trouble giving himself. It's not very surprising, considering how his parents treated him in the first seasons, how much he wanted to earn their respect and recognition (to the point of getting excited over being called "son" by DBK).

So, yeah, he isn't used to words of affirmation at all, but he really wants and needs them.

He is gonna be extremely flustered at any words of affirmation or any praise you give him, though he'll try to hide it and deny it.

Because of the lack of praise and/or words of affirmation from his parents, he's bad at saying things like that to you, even if he wants to deep inside. So don't expect too much from him in that department, unfortunately. He may try once in a while, but it'll probably be short and awkward.

Quality time and gift giving are the main ways Redson shows love, so the fact that you share those with him is a huge plus.

In Redson's mind, what's a better way to show his love and appreciation for you if not spending some of his precious time on/with you? After all, only time and doing activities or just existing by each other allows people to fully get to know the other person.

If it's alright with you, a lot of your dates may be just you sitting by him and watching him work on his inventions and doing whatever important stuff he has to do. He'll never say it out loud, but he appreciates your company a lot.

Now gift giving is also something Redson would do often, especially since he is an inventor. And seeing how it is also your main love language, I can see the two of you surprising each other with random gifts. He keeps each of your gifts to him safe and hidden. Would absolutely lose his mind if he accidentally lost any of them.

Let's be honest, he's a bit careless sometimes.

So the chances are high that he might forget about your condition from time to time and you have to ask him to slow down a bit.

But hey, at least he feels sorry each time and apologizes.

But Wukong is caring and kind towards those he loves, so he tries to remember. He really does, he doesn't want you to think he doesn't care or something.

He reminds you to take any meds you might need and forces you to eat fruits and drink a lot of water, in hopes that it will help.

He doesn't mind carrying you if you need it. Just ask, don't be shy! He'll love to show off his strength to you and carry you bridal style or give you a piggyback ride.

If he doesn't forget, he'll ask you once in a while if you're feeling good or if you're tired and need a break.

The first time you faint in front of him, he's literally so panicked. He thought you died for a moment. He had no idea what to do, but thankfully you woke up on your own when he brought you to some colder place to rest and relax. When you woke up, he almost squeezed the life out of you, you had to ask him to loose his grip a bit because you were suffocating.

After that stressful experience, Wukong made you promise that from now on you'll let him know if you feel like you're gonna faint. He also made a mental list based on your instructions of what to do if you faint in the future.

He also probably did a research by asking his friends and the internet on this. After that, Wukong may become a bit overbearing sometimes, not really understanding that you don't need all the existing meds and methods to help you deal with your fatigue problems.

Just talk to him patiently and explain.

You don't even hear him come in.

No wonder, since you are currently blasting his band's music on full volume. Mostly 'Stick it to the man' to be honest; until now it always helped you cheer up and relax a little if you were angry at something or someone. But this time even this wasn't helping. Still you refuse to turn it off because you love your boyfriend's voice and his music (even though you won't ever tell him that, his ego is big enough as it is).

So here you are, laying on the couch with 'Stick it to the Man' blasting in the background, still in your more formal and nicer clothes, not even having the strength to change into more comfy ones, only forcing yourself to take off your boots once you got inside.

Pathetic much.

And so, that's why you almost have a heart attack when the loud music suddenly stops and you hear the voice of your boyfriend, this time talking and standing a few meters away from the couch.

"Heyyy, I see your music taste is still intact, babes! Though if you wanted to hear my singing, you could've just asked me for a private concert. For a price, 'course~."

You don't bother to look up at him, but you can imagine the smug grin on his face and the wiggling of his eyebrows.

To be honest, you thought you had more time until Adam comes home. You didn't want him to see you like this. He never was very good at this 'mushy, sappy emotional shit' (his words). And you really don't have the strength now to deal with his mocking and teasing.

So you just groan in response.

Even though Adam isn't usually really good at reading people and their emotions, your state makes it clear even for him that something is wrong.

"Geez, the fuck is up your ass?" He hisses, walking towards the couch and putting a cold palm on your forehead to check for fever. "You sick or somethin'?"

You, albeit a bit reluctantly, swat his hand away.

"I'm not sick. I have some other problems, you wouldn't understand." You respond, still laying on the couch, pathways made from tears still visible and fresh on your cheeks.

Adam scoffs and puts his hands on his hips.

"Try me, bitch."

You finally look him in the eyes, skeptically.

"Are you really gonna listen to me yap about this? Without cutting me off and mocking me?" Somehow you want him to both go away and stay right beside you.

"You always listen to me when I'm fucking mad at something and need to talk it out." He shrugs. "The least I can do is return the favor for once, since I'm so generous and in a good mood today. Now move your ass."

Adam makes the 'shoo' gesture with his hand, and you move a bit to the side on the couch, making space for him to sit down. Once he plops down on the couch, you put your head in his lap.

"Where to even start." You say in a bit of a sarcastic manner, your voice breaking just a bit once again.

You tell him everything, somehow managing to not break down again during the tale. You tell him how your friend got bored of you when another, seemingly more interesting and fun person than you appeared. How when the tree of you hang out, they paid more attention to the new person, only rarely talking to you and when they did, they were a lot colder towards you. It wasn't fucking fair. You were there longer and you always tried your best to be a good friend, the best you could be. And it still wasn't enough.

Surprisingly, Adam kept his promise and didn't cut you off even once. Instead, he was on his phone the whole time, but with his other hand he played with your hair. He only let out some hums of acknowledgement every now and then, not looking at you at all. It may have seemed like he was disinterested in your problem, but the way his fist clenched around the strands of your hair during certain parts of your story suggested otherwise.

"...and that's the situation." You sigh heavily finishing your rant after a while.

Adam scoffs and puts his phone down.

"Well, what do you want me to say, bitch?" He shrugs. "I mean, yeah, sure sucks to be you I guess, but why the fuck are ya getting so worked up over this?"

"Well, that's because--"

"Honestly, thought you were tougher than that. Thought you were a badass, not a pathetic little cunt--"

"Adam, you promised you wouldn't cut me off." You remind him coldly, lifting your head from his lap and glaring at him.

Adam rolls his eyes.

"Fine, fine, jeez." He tsks. "Sorry, babe."

You stay quiet for a few seconds, searching for the right words. This is tricky, your boyfriend is not the best at dealing with emotions like this. He can't relate because he has a totally different strategy when someone doesn't like him. Heck, most of Heaven doesn't like him, he just doesn't seem to care. He always makes it seem so easy. You envy him in that aspect, you envy his ability to not give a fuck.

"You know what?" You finally say, causing him to raise an eyebrow. "I wouldn't care if this was a first situation like this. I wouldn't give a damn. But the truth is, this happens to me every single motherfucking time I manage to form a meaningful relationship with someone." Despite your best efforts, frustration tears appear in your eyes. "I'm tired of this. Tired of being thrown aside once everyone gets bored of me, tired of always being second-best, of being the spare friend and 'number two'. "

You shake your head and then say quietly:

"I bet sooner or later you're gonna get bored of me and leave too."

Silence falls. You don't dare to look Adam in the eyes as you sit beside him on the couch, but at a slight distance.

You're not looking at him, so you fail to notice the flabbergasted and almost offended look on his face.

"The FUCK!?" Adam suddenly breaks the silence with his angry shout as you look at him confused. "I'm not fucking going anywhere! You're stuck with me babes, whether you like it or not. Also, geez, I know I'm a major jerk but I'm not like those trash you call friends!"

You finally dare to look at him, amazed. He really seems put off by your suggestion. You feel your heart flutter at his words and his statement that he isn't gonna leave no matter what. Despite his many flaws, Adam always has been very loyal and dedicated to you. You feel ashamed that you doubted him. Before you can apologize however, he continues his rant:

"And anyway, fuck them--"

You raise an eyebrow in amusement at his wording. Adam sees your expression and scowls before smirking.

"Look who's dirty minded now, bitch~" He teases you, earning a light slap on the shoulder.

Adam chuckles and you roll your eyes, but with a small smile dancing on your lips.

"Whatever." You say, wanting him to continue.

"I meant like, stop giving a fuck about those fake-ass people, y'know! You fucking rock babe, and if they can't see that, it's their loss. Don't waste your precious time on those who don't deserve it."

Your smile kept growing the longer he kept talking. Of course, his rant didn't magically solve your problem, you were still mad and sad, but less now. Because now you are sure that Adam will always be on your side.

"...you should focus on people who really deserve your time. Like me." Adam finishes with a smug grin as you slap his arm lightly, both of you chuckling.

Then you climb in his lap and hug him by the neck, minding the spikes on his collar, but still pressing your face in the crook between his neck and shoulder. Adam smells of his usual cologne and you can sense a faint scent of ribs, which he must've had for lunch.

"Thank you, honey." You say softly. "I think I needed to hear that."

You can feel the First Man shiver slightly at the sweet nickname. You know that that's his weakness, even though he always tries to act like he doesn't like it.

You wait for him to tease you or try to make this moment sexual like he usually does. You expect Adam to go back to his usual annoying self. But instead, he sighs through his nose and slowly wraps his arms around your back and waist, hugging you tightly and pressing you even more into his soft chest and stomach. He even wraps his beautiful golden wings around you for extra comfort.

"Anytime, sweetie." Adam says softly while caressing your back gently.

Something swells in your chest at the nickname he almost never uses. The only times Adam uses this particular one is when he's mocking you or someone or when he's feeling especially soft and at ease. Even though you two have been dating for quite some time now, you only recall one or two instances of him using "sweetie" as a nickname for you in a soft manner, not counting now of course.

You smile into his neck and raise your head slightly to press a kiss to his cheek.

You both stay silent for a while, just enjoying each other's presence and touch.

"You know" Adam says suddenly, still embracing you. "If you need friends or some shit, I can set up a meeting for you with my girls and Lute. They've been up my ass recently about wanting to 'get to know you' ".

"That's actually not a bad idea." You reply, pressing your cheek against his.

"Yeah, it's a win-win situation, babe." Adam muses, squeezing you momentarily. "You get new friends, and I get some fucking peace from their pestering."

You giggle.

You were scared to talk to him about your problems, knowing how he is. But now you realize that was stupid. Adam is a jerk to everyone but you. He's always been more patient, gentle and soft with you than with anyone else. You feel really ashamed for thinking he wouldn't listen to you and support you in your problems, even if they are trivial to him.

"I'm sorry for not believing that you'd listen to me and my problems." You sigh. "And I'm sorry for saying that you'd leave me and comparing you to my ex-friends."

"Yeah, you should be fucking sorry." Adam grumbles, grabbing you to lean you away from him a bit and then embracing your face with his palms. "You're one of the best things to ever happen to me, truly babe. I love you, you're my bitch and I wouldn't trade you for anyone."

You smile brightly, placing your smaller hands on his bigger ones on your cheeks. Then Adam continues before you can say anything, like he usually does.

"And if I ever hear you doubting yourself like that again, I'll literally fuck these thoughts out of you. I'll fuck you until you start to see yourself as a motherfucking goddess." He threatens with a grin.

You laugh. This time not a giggle or chuckle, but a big, bubbly laugh. You don't fail to notice the soft, fleeting smile which appears on your boyfriend's face at the sound of you laughing, but don't comment on it.

"Don't threaten me with a good time, darling." You tease after you calm down, putting your hands on his cheeks and squeezing them a bit. "I love you too."

Then you lean towards him and carefully place your lips on his in a gentle kiss. And for once, Adam doesn't make the kiss more heated, instead kissing you back just as softly.

I can see him calling you 'plum', 'babe', 'gem' or 'sweetheart' often. However, contrary to Wukong, he also quite often calls you by your name. To him your name sounds pretty and he likes using it just as much as he likes nicknaming you.

He adores how social and outgoing you are. Sometimes Macaque just can't understand how you manage to get along with practically everybody, but that is one of the traits that made him fall in love with you.

He makes sure that you always have VIP seats and access to each of his shadow plays.

Like Wukong, Macaque is also a flirt, but he's a lot more suave and suggestive than Monkey King.

He tries not to get jealous each time you give someone else your attention and have fun with someone else. However Macaque is a pretty jealous person, so most likely he will just stand brooding in the corner, maybe sometimes let a small smile of adoration at seeing you socialize so easily.

But thanks to that, Macaque always feels like the most special person on the planet each time you give him your undivided attention.

By the way, congrats for making this man fall for you. He has a lot of trust issues and is usually pretty closed off underneath that flirty and sassy exterior. So making Macaque fall in love with you is by no means an easy task.

You have to be patient with him; give him some time to open up and try not to rush him. It may take some for him until he becomes comfortable enough to do all the lovey-dovey things that couples do, especially with touch. But he's trying, I promise you.

He may not look like he is, but he is attentive and caring.

He wants to know everything about your interests and hobbies, no matter what they are. Macaque wants to know all about the things that make you happy.

You have a favorite movie or cartoon or whatever? Great, he'll watch it.

You play games or video games? Well, I don't really see him as a big fan of that, but... He once saw you play Genshin Impact. You mentioned that game to Macaque a few times before, but this was the first time he'd seed you actually play it. The graphics and designs of the characters mesmerized him + he knew you loved it so he decided to give it a try.

You helped him a bit in the early stages, but surprisingly or not, Macaque got the hang of it pretty quickly. Like a natural.

He loves this game (I think both Wukong and Macaque would love genshin, but for different reasons probaly). Especially lore, character's stories and the plot. Don't get him wrong, the fights are cool, but Mac is a theatre kid. Of course he's going to focus on and like the plot more, especially since genshin is quite well thought out and interesting in that aspect.

Macaque will also gladly watch all your favorite shows and movies with you. He loves how passionate you are about them.

He likes going out for dates, but because of his sensitive hearing, he prefers more quiet places, or dates around nature or something like this.

He will roll his eyes if you throw any suggestive jokes at him, sometimes if he's in a good mood he may retort with one of his own. That also applies to normal jokes and general banter.

Macaque will also immediately offer to deal with any person who wrongs you or makes you upset. But knowing Macaque, that wouldn't end well, so please stop him from that. Tell him that you appreciate it but don't let him find that person.

What's that? You ride on horses? Well, consider him impressed a bit. He won't try it himself no matter how hard you try to convince him, but as long as there's not many people around and he's free at the time, he'll watch you do it. He may even use his shadow portals to save you from falling off a horse; he'll create a portal to shorten your landing.

Also, he'll often use his powers to suddenly appear beside you without warning. He likes to sneak up behind you and say 'boo' or something like that. He'll chuckle if he manages to surprise you.

But he won't use his shadow portals to teleport you to him without warning you first or your permission. He actually respects you and knows that you may be doing something important and that you have other matters to attend to.

Like I've mentioned, he has sensitive hearing. And while he can control that so he doesn't suffocate as much in daily life, he'll be grateful and will appreciate it if you watch the tone and volume of your voice when around him. He'll say it's not necessary, but on the inside he'll love you forever for being so considerate.

May not be a big fan of cuddling at first. He'll allow it but he'll be very stiff at first and only over time Macaque will get used to it and will start to enjoy cuddling with you.

He knows what kind of effect his voice has on you. And he'll use that knowledge to his advantage, often teasing you by speaking right into your ear with a low, almost husky tone or chuckling smoothly right by your ear.

Like I said before, this man probably has severe trust and abandonment issues. But that will only make him even more dedicated to you. He wouldn't want you to feel like he used to feel deep inside before he met you.

Sun Wukong's fur was bristling in the cold evening breeze as he flew over the city on his cloud, swishing his tail idly.

This evening he decided to visit MK to check how he was doing. Usually the Monkey King himself avoided going to Megapolis, since the huge crowds and the modernity of it all made him uncomfortable. It always caused him to think about how much the world has changed over the millennias, and to be honest, Sun Wukong wasn't sure if he considered these changes as good ones.

But this time he was bored. The little monkeys can only do so much to keep one company, and Monkey King would lie if he said he didn't grow attached to his successor.

So there was The Great Sage, hovering mindlessly over the huge, modern city he mildly despised.

Suddenly a shriek cut through the cold air. The weird thing was, it wasn't a terrified shriek, but more of a shriek of rage. The person who did that must've also possessed some kind of power, because Wukong felt it all over his body as soon as he heard the scream. It made his more sensitive ears hurt.

Slightly wincing from the shrieking still ringing in his head like a bell, Monkey King tried to remember the direction from which the powerful sound came and flew there on his cloud. He was curious, who possessed such power and why were they using it and what for?

Wukong lowered his cloud closer to the slightly wet pavement and followed the direction of which the piercing sound came from.

Soon another ear-hurting shriek cut through the air, followed by a ghost of a sound of fighting. The Monkey King focused on his hearing and followed the sounds, luckily unnoticed by anyone.

Not much later he found himself in a damp alley, the only light peaking into it coming from a modern lamp, standing proudly at the entrance to the blind corner.

The night breeze grew stronger, evolving into a slight, cold wind, which tugged and ruffled playfully at Sun Wukong's fur. However his undivided attention was currently given to the scene going on in the alley at the moment.

At the end of the alley, in the darkest spot where the warm light didn't reach, there was a peculiar kid fighting with two much larger demons.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but notice the huge, bat-like ears which sprung from the kid's head and their grayish fur instead of skin. So bat demon, huh? That would explain the high-pitched shrieks.

Surprisingly, it seemed like the bat child could hold themselves somewhat in a fight, because the two jerks who were attacking them appeared just a bit less battered and bruised than the kid.

However, it was clear that the demon kid was exhausted and losing the fight at this point. Their chest was going up and down fastly from hyperventilating, and though their fists were tightly clenched, Monkey King could see their short legs shaking just a bit. The kid was obviously tired and it seemed like their body wouldn't hold itself in a further fight much longer.

The other two demons must've noticed too; smiles full of wicked satisfaction appeared on their filthy faces as they bounced off the nearby wall in the direction of the child, intending to land a final blow.

Oh no they don't.

Before anyone registered what happened, Sun Wukong appeared in front of the kid, stopping the two big fists with his hand without any effort, but with a smug grin on his face.

"Attacking someone smaller than you, are we?" He teased the two demons, who struggled visibly, the sight of strain on their faces, to free their hands from Monkey King's iron grip. "Kinda pathetic, if you ask me."

He really enjoyed the way these jerks' ugly faces shifted as they realized who stopped them. Watching the two fools stammer and whine in fear filled him with joy.

"M-mmonkey King?" One of them gulped.

"The one and only!" Sun Wukong proudly exclaimed, grinning even more.

Then he let go of their fists, just to swiftly punch the demon on the left with his fist on the bottom of the demon's jaw, sending him flying to space so fast he appeared to be just a golden flash of light. The Monkey King relished the sound of his screams up above for a few seconds before they stopped.

Sun Wukong then jumped in the air, did a swift spin and kicked the other demon right in his butt before he could even register what happened to his friend.

The kick sent the second demon flying in the same golden flash right into the building a few hundred meters away (of course Wukong could kick him even harder, but that wasn't needed in that situation). The impact could be heard even from the alley as the demon crashed into a wall, destroying it in the process (and resulting in terrified and surprised screams of the citizens).

"Whoops" Monkey King grimaced slightly at the sight and the sound, before shrugging. "Meh, they'll fix it. Probably."

He then turned back towards the kid, whose huge ears were twitching nervously, their mouth agape, showing off their little fangs. They then closed their mouth and huffed slightly while crossing their arms.

"I could've handled them myself" muttered the young bat demon, looking to the ground, stomping their feet a little in annoyance.

Sun Wukong laughed warmly. He really liked you. You were pretty fearless and it was clear you weren't afraid to stand up for yourself, which he admired. (And besides, you were one of the most adorable things Monkey King has ever seen in his life.

"Sure you could, bud" Wukong ruffled your hair gently. "So, got any parents?"

Your ears twitched again subconsciously as you weighed your options. That Monkey King guy seemed trustworthy, he protected you. Not to mention he gave off a warm, joyful aura that seemed to overwhelm your heightened senses, whispering into your brain that he is worthy of trust. So you sighed and decided to tell him the truth.

"No. I'm an orphan."

Sun Wukong felt his heart clench painfully at that as he tried not to show how sad he felt for the little demon. The kid didn't look like they wanted his pity.

"Oh." He hesitated and scratched his neck. "So you live by yourself? Where?"

You didn't say anything, but instead sent a grim look to the nearby wall, refusing to meet Monkey King's golden eyes. That was however the exact, nonverbal, answer to his question.

You lived here, in that alley.

The Monkey King didn't know what to do with you. It was not fair that you had to live such a miserable life, forced to fight probably every day for survival. Can he just sort of... adopt you? He did like spending time with kids and never found it hard to make friends with them, but Sun Wukong had to admit he wasn't the most responsible adult around. He didn't see himself as 'parent material'.

But then again, he couldn't just leave you here, could he?

He sighed, letting out a little cloud of steam, which floated in the cold evening air for a few seconds before disappearing. Then he telepathically summoned his cloud, which materialized beside its master immediately.

Sun Wukong hopped on the cloud, enjoying the comfort and softness it provided, and then reached out a hand to the demon kid.

You started at The Monkey King's hand. You were not stupid, you knew he wanted you to take it and get on the cloud. But for some reason you wanted a confirmation.

So you finally looked into the Monkey King's eyes again. They were golden and shined just like the Sun itself, giving everyone its warmth. Accompanied with a gentle, encouraging smile, it was honestly very hard to resist giving in the warmth and gentleness the monkey man (for now) provided.

"Where will you take me?" You finally spoke, nervously fluttering your wings a little, before wincing. Sadly, your wings certainly didn't get out of the fight without a scratch...

Sun Wukong scratched his head nervously, afraid that you would refuse his offer. He'd hate to leave you here alone.

"Well," He said slowly. "I want to take you to my home. You need patching up bud, plus your wings aren't working for now from what I see, and besides, what kind of hero would I be if I just let you keep living here without anyone?"

He resisted saying "without anyone to protect you". He felt like it would probably offend you.

The Monkey King moved his out-streched hand an inch closer to you.

"Soo... What do you say?" He tried to smile as encouragingly as he could. "If you decide you don't like living with me, then that's fine. I'll help you find a safe, nice home. Just come with me, kid."

A home? He was willing to give you a real, new home? As in, something you lost so long ago you don't even remember, but at the same time something you so badly craved to have?

How could you possibly give up that opportunity? Of course, you were going to slightly keep your guard up for a while, just in case this is a cruel trick, but nonetheless...

You smiled genuinely for the first time in so long and took The Monkey King's warm, a bit calloused from many battles, hand.

But to your slight surprise, he didn't help you get on the cloud. Instead, he shook your much littler palm gently in greeting.

"As you know, I'm The Monkey King, The Great Sage Equal to Heaven. But you may call me Wukong!" Wukong smiled brightly. "What's your name, bud?"

"Y/N" You also smiled while shaking his hand firmly.

"Nice name! And a handshake too, gotta love the firm ones."

You giggled at that. Wukong seemed not only nice, but also slightly funny.

Wukong's tail swished happily at the sound of your laugh and his face brightened even more. He felt weirdly proud of making you giggle and bringing a smile to your face.

Asking for your permission first, he picked you up gently and with ease. The Monkey King then placed you in front of him on the cloud.

"Woah" You couldn't help letting out a sound of amazement as you petted the cloud, enjoying the soft sensation. "So comfortable and soft!"

"I know, right?" Sun Wukong chuckled smugly. "Now, this cloud can go only either fast or really fast. So hold on right, m'kay?"

You nodded your head as the cloud started making its way higher and higher into the night sky.

Then, at a certain spot, it stopped for a second, only to speed off a moment later.

You liked the way the sharp wind caressed your cheeks because of the speed that you were cutting through the air with. It was a bit cold, but still you liked the feeling. It was very different from the times you would fly on your wings. You had a hard time deciding which was more enjoyable.

You pressed your back against Wukong's chest and sighed in content, feeling your eyelids growing heavy. You were a bat demon, but honestly you preferred sleeping in the night. You didn't know why; maybe you were just a half demon and that was the reason? You didn't remember your parents, so it was possible.

"Anyway" Wukong cleared his throat, raising his voice just slightly, so you could hear him through the wind (although thanks to the enhanced hearing you probably had thanks to being a bat demon you'd probably hear him perfectly even if he didn't). "How old are you?"

"I... Dunno" You answered honestly, shrugging your shoulders while pondering on the question. "I think I lost track. But mentally and physically perhaps fourteen or something."

By the time they finished the sentence, they were yawning and speaking slowly, as if they could fall asleep any moment.

Which was probably true. You were exhausted from the fighting, and the cloud was so soft...

Wukong noticed this and chuckled while ruffling your hair slightly.

"It's okay, you can go to sleep bud. I'll wake you in case anything happens." He promised.

The bat-demon child yawned once again, showing off their little but sharp fangs, before letting a grunt of acknowledgement and laying their head against The Monkey King's chest, falling asleep almost instantly.

Sun Wukong tensed a bit at first, not expecting such trustful behavior from the kid, but he certainly didn't mind. His tail unknowingly curled itself protectively around Y/N. He couldn't help himself and smiled at you affectionately as he embraced you, hugging you to his chest.

"I'll do my best to take good care of you, Y/N" he mumbled, mostly to himself, knowing you couldn't hear him now.

He can get sick imo.

Being immortal just means he can't die from the sickness and maybe that he's much more immune to most diseases.

Like, for example Wukong can't get a cold just from being too long outside during cold weather.

In order for him to get sick, he would have to be either under the effect of some artifact which causes sickness, or use his power too much + being out in the cold weather in the weakened state. You know, something along those lines.

Generally, it is possible for Sun to get sick but it's very rare and hard to achieve, thankfully.

But if The Monkey King somehow manages to get sick, it can go two ways:

One, he brashes it off. Keeps saying he's fine (he's not) and refuses to take medicine or rest, excusing himself that he has many duties and things to take care of and "doesn't have time to be sick". You guys have a whole argument to the point you're yelling at Wukong to go to bed. Usually after a lot of begging from you and from exhaustion he gives up after a while and lets you take care of him.

Two, he becomes a total drama queen instantly. Acts like he's dying just because he wants you to take care of him. Granted, if Wukong gets sick, it's not just a common, mild cold; it's usually quite bad, fever, runny nose, head pains and basically everything that can hurt, hurts. You roll your eyes when he dramatically claims that he's dying, because you both know he can't die, but you still do your best to take care of him and help him recover. You know he will be fine in the end, but you can't help but always worry about Wukong when he's in that state. He's your precious Sunshine and you hate seeing him in pain.

That doesn't mean however that he doesn't annoy and irritate you. Wukong is a pain in the ass when sick.

Will be very iffy and will pout if he has to take any medicine which isn't at least fruit flavored, at best peach flavored. This frustrates you to no end; do they even make peach flavored syrup?!

You have to give medication to him. Wukong won't remember to take it himself. Though you have a theory that secretly he just likes it when you give it to him like a mother would to a little kid.

The other monkeys on the mountain will often sit by his bed. You think it's very sweet how worried they always are about their king when he's sick. They will also usually alert you if Wukong decides to get up from the bed or do something stupid, which you are very grateful for of course.

Wukong demands cuddles most of the time when he's sick. Don't worry, his immortality somehow prevents you from catching whatever he has. So you happily oblige.

He is, understandably, more grumpy than usual, but he still really appreciates the effort you put in helping him recover, so even though his head hurts and sometimes he feels so bad he wishes he could die, Wukong still tries his best to be nice to you, smile at you and even assure you that he feels quite fine despite it being a lie.

You guys watch a lot of movies, cartoons and whatever in Sun's bed- that is how you spend most of the time during his sickness, except for the times when you have to cook and give your monkey boyfriend his meds. You also read some books to him out loud sometimes or even sing something quietly if he asks you for it.

It would be like the time MK got the hiccups thanks to the cursed food.

But actually it would be like 2x worse and without the cursed food. That's just the way Wukong's normal hiccups are, unfortunately.

Each time he lets out a hiccup, either there is a literal earthquake, or a huge blast of energy going out of Wukong, or both. Or sometimes he changes into one of his other forms accidentally.

The worst part is he can't control the blasts of energy. So yeah, be careful when approaching him in that state.

Nothing seems to work. Drinking water? Nope. Scaring him? Out of the question; his instincts and senses are too good to surprise him like that. Holding breath? Nuh uh.

You tried giving him Sandy's special tea; after all, it did work on MK, right?

Well... Sadly, that didn't do the trick either.

You literally tried every remedy and every trick in the universe. All for nothing.

You would laugh and coo at the cute sounds he was making (resulting in Wukong's slight annoyance) if they weren't literally life-threatening.

At one point you guys just gave up and decided to leave Wukong locked up on Flower Fruit Mountain until his hiccups stopped on their own.

Thankfully Sun rarely gets the hiccups, but when he does, they are not only dangerous, but also they last quite long.

So practically all day you had to spend in the city, away from your boyfriend, only texting him (since calling was out of the question for obvious reasons). He was a bit upset and pouty about it, but at the same time understood that you shouldn't be near him when he can't control his powers because of the hiccups.

Thankfully, the hiccups stopped on their own near the evening and you could go back to your monkey boyfriend safely.

A kind of 'whoosh' sound cut trough the air as a golden flash of energy flew into your direction. You manged to switfly dodge it; man, these trainings with your boyfriend and MK really do pay off. Before you could sigh in relief, the ground beneath your feet started shaking as another hic sound came from your boyfriend. Great. You lost your balance, helplessly flailing your arms in the warm, mountain air as you tried to catch yourself. To no avail; before you could blink, you faceplanted on the ground, groaning as the earthquake stopped. Your face and entire body was wet and slimy with sweat from all the dodging and waving around a frying pan which served as your shield and protection from the blasts of power and energy.

'Seriously, why is nothing working? Even Sandy's special tea!" You exclaimed, dusting the dirt and dust off your clothes as you stood at a safe distance from Wukong, whom gotten hiccups, which turned out to be almost literally deadly.

"I wish I knew" groaned the Monkey King from his spot under the tree (you forbade him from going into the hut until the hiccups stop).

Right after his words, another hic flew out of his mouth, making him accidentally change into his bird form with a flash of light, AND a bolt of his golden energy going out. You quickly brought up the frying pan and used the round metal to bounce the blast in a different direction. At this point you managed to perfectly put the last, temporarly, uharmed frying pan in the way of the energy without even looking. It bounced off the metal with a satifying 'ding' sound and flew into a poor tree, making it literally blow up.

You frowned and pulled a few stray leaves from your hair as Sun changed back into his normal form.

"I hate this" He whined, laying exhaustedly on the dirt, covered in leaves and bark from another blown up tree.

"Yeah, I'm not a fan either." You put one of your hands on your hip, the other holding your frying protection pan tightly. "Actually, since nothing seems to be working and you just have to wait it out, AND since your hiccups are deadly, I think I will run off to the city for a while. Sorry, Sunshine, I wish I could help. But at this point, I feel like my life is on the line."

"No, no I get it. You'll be safer in the city." Wukong's voice was tense from holding in the hiccups, so he could actually say something to you without interruption. "I'll text you Peaches."

"Okay." You smiled reassuringly and blew him a kiss from a distance.