what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

don’t even think my cats know how much i LOVE THEM

CARTER SMITH announces new project starring JOHNNY BERCHTOLD, KYLE GALLNER, teases they will rub their SOAPY BOOBIES together. tentative fall 2027 release date

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket 

erik really invited a girl over just to say "look how loudly i can moan and how wetly i can cry" and people will still be like This guy is an EXPERT daddy dom, who is COOL

"oh fuck ohhhh ahh shit fuck the vicomte of outback is inviting her to his familial steakhouse manor FUCK there's no TIME. i didn't even get to show her the square of carpet i try to aim my throw-up at when i cry so hard it all heaves out of me"