Aliya’s cool side of bed

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

Confidence Helps

Baby girl im just trying to preheat you

A true successor of Thomas Edison

surprise surprise

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

ive seen this video so many times and i think my favorite part 100% is that he without hesitation pronounces the name Susan “Su-Sein”

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

This is how the gays will be greeted into heaven

funky dancer

hold me closer,,,,, tiny dancer 🕺 

uUHuUUUuUHhbhH *sm a c k*

*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?”