Wit Beyond Measure

Feminine urge to eat his soul

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

Thanks for being nice to me I’ll remember you forever

Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time

Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me

*person whos never been loved voice* yeah its so cool when people tolerate my presence without making fun of me

reading fanfics is so fun i wish romantic attraction was real

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

We need to make puffy fat cheeks the new it girl beauty trend and give all those celebrities who sucked out their buccal fat body dysmorphia

jfc every "body positivity" post on this godforsaken site is BEING OVERWEIGHT IS SO HOT AND THIN PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED how fucking hard is it to be nice to one group without tearing other people down

cry more

Thin people should be ashamed and they should cut their own arms off