Sneeze Queen

I can't blame it on dry air this time because it's rainy season and humid as fuck, even with my dehumidifier running 24/7.

Like, sometimes I wanna get off to ppl sharing a cold or sneezing on the bus or dmth, but I either need to go lurk on a specific blog, or risk seeing posts about an old movie or real-life scary stuff.

We already have great tags like #messfucker and #coldfucker but #contagionfucker is too long maybe?

A is housesitting for their friend B when they're out of town. It's just that A is coming down with a horrible cold, a sneezy, drippy, relentless monster of a cold - and they never cover their sneezes. They just sneeze openly everywhere, no inhibition whatsoever. They really took to heart when B said "make yourself at home". 😏

When B comes back, A might already have left (maybe they know B won't be thrilled to see how obviously contagious they are, maybe the arrangement is just that A will stay to a certain time and B isn't back then), and B as no idea their home has been turned into an incubator of viruses. The very air, every surface, TV remote, everything... maybe they've sneezed into pillows and blankets too, not thinking.

- Cup their beautifully desperate pre-snz face in your hands🫸😫🫷

- Gently aim their sneezes wherever you’d like with said face in your hands

- Squish, rub, and upturn their nostrils to see them flare between your fingers 👀

- Clean any stray strands of mess that may have stuck to their skin… or~ just keep it there 😏

- Wipe away any allergic tears as well, even though they look oh-the-more hot with them

- Part and keep their hair behind their ears so it doesn’t fall forward during their fit

- Gently cover their mouth and nose right before a sneeze to feel it all in your palm 🤲

- Pet and nuzzle lovingly while telling them they’re sneezing sooo good for you 💜

- Playfully try to interrupt their sneezes – like gently tugging at their parted lips or squishing their jaw shut – and see the difference in how the sneezes come out

- Hold their face with a single hand, while you use your other hand to either play with them in other ways, or yourself.. 🫣

okay so! about a year ago there was a post going around (credit @pollinatedbosom ) asking for a snz community dating app. and while i dont have any programming knowledge (anybody in the community please hit me up if you're reading this and you do, we can make this happen) the idea did get me to thinking.

we can use a tumblr tag as a dating app, kind of. introducing: #feathr snz

i've made a template, just copy it, fill it out and post it tagged with #feathr snz, so people searching the tag can find you! i checked and made sure, this tag is not currently in use by any other community.

you can even link your feathr snz post in your pinned if you want people to be able to find yours easily!

i put a lot of thought into these, i will reblog with the explanation behind everything if anyone's interested but for now this post is long enough!

templates + examples below (text & image versions because have fun with it!)

Text Template:

[any image that you feel represents you] name | age | pronouns | gender symbol | orientation | relationship style About: a little bit about yourself Seeking: what you're looking for in a relationship [optional short wav] Snz Info: a few snz details & snz fun facts about yourself interact with this post if interested □ [check box] send ask if interested □ [check box] dm if interested □ [check box]

Text Example:

Name Mcname | 23 | she/her | ♀️ | bi | monogamous About: Hi! I'm a singer/songwriter who loves to watch foreign language films! Seeking: I'm looking for someone to trade wavs with, nothing too serious right now [optional wav upload here] Snz Info: I swear I must catch 75 colds a year, also allergic to dust, dogs, & ragweed interact with this post if interested □ send ask if interested ✅️ dm if interested □

Image Template:

Image Example:

well, it is hard to organically meet people in this space. it's a bit huge and disorganized, and i know a lot of us feel a strong connection between this kink and how we experience intimacy.

if there are those of us who want to date within the community, there hasn't really been an appropriate space for that that's easy to browse, easy to update, and easy to access. If i could make us all an actual dating app i would, but i'm no programmer. so this is the next best thing!

the idea behind the template:

i wanted to give everyone an easy and fun way to put their info out there, without having to think too hard about what to say or how to organize it.

here is a peek behind the curtain on what reasoning went into this template's creation:

[any image that you feel represents you]

i know a lot of us don't want to share our faces publicly in connection with our accounts, but that doesn't mean we can't express ourselves! picrews, drawings, photos of environments that you feel represent you—do whatever you feel gets yourself across to someone

name | age | pronouns | gender symbol | orientation | relationship style

these seem like the most obvious points of identification. i did not include things like height, star sign, personality types, etc, because there has to be something left to talk about.

apps can get too granular with these and it keeps people from getting to know each other, so i decided to keep this part simple

a little bit about yourself

a place to put yourself out there and let people get a peek at who you are, to guage interest and see if you have anything in common

what you're looking for in a relationship

so that everyone is clear on what to expect and if it's something they also want too

optional short wav

because there is something to be said for knowing what someone's sneeze sounds like up front. for gauging interest

a few snz details & snz fun facts about yourself

also for gauging interest

interact with this post if interested [check box] send ask if interested [check box] dm if interested [check box]

different people like to communicate in different ways! maybe you want likes and comments, or maybe you want DMs or asks! here you can specify

why didn't i include:

preferences:

because you can keep track of that on your own, and preferences are often times bendy and hard to truly communicate. seems best to avoid confusion so as not to needlessly discourage people before you even know they're interested

location: girl this is the internet. we don't want doxxing.

why #feathr snz?

well. it initially was going to be hashtag feathr, in the style of like. grindr and tindr etc., but a lot of people who can't spell have aesthetic posts in that tag, so i added snz to the end 😂