Sneeze Queen

his eyes gently close as his breathing started to hitch.

"hihh... oh my god, it... it... hahh...!" she lowered the bouquet, placing a delicate finger under his nose.

she grinned, watching his eyes flutter open as the urge faded.

he looked up at her with desperation, his cock twitching in his boxers as a little precum stained through them.

"you really are excited, aren't you?" she kisses the tip of his nose, her voice gentle and seductive. "then you know what to say, don't you?"

he swallows softly, a small sniffle escaping. her finger remained under his nose, teasing him further.

"please...m-make me sneeze.." she withdraws her finger, bringing the bouquet gently under his nose. freshly pollinated, how convenient.

immediately, his breath hitched, his chest rising and falling quickly. "huhH... heEH...!!"

he sprayed forward with a few wet sneezes, misting both the flowers as well as her.

"hEH'gSShuhH! het'Zzshew! hih... hAAh'tsHiew!!" he sniffled wetly as she lowers the bouquet once more.

"oh, bless you. such a messy boy." she coos, eyeing the bulge now present in his boxers.

induced for the first time in a while and finally got the courage to post some recordings! (read: i want attention) these were. so messy. my tissues (which were mostly used before i even started recording) ended up SOAKED- one of them was so wet it ended up dripping onto the one below it in the pile.

i edited out some pauses between sneezes as i tend to sneeze only once or twice in a row but i know i dont wanna wait that long lol.

chhinkni induced (though at this point it was hardly induced)

So...wow. Disregard every fit that I've labelled as the biggest fit for I was a LIAR but good lord.

I was meant to be on a hiatus (sorry, my good friend) but I thought a tiny bit while reading poetry wouldn't hurt. Yeah, that tiny bit did the anomaly thing where it hits so hard and i couldn't.stop.sneezing

this was insane and I doubt anything will ever be as intense as this so maybe this truly is the biggest fit of my life lol

I decided to not edit it down I was going to edit out some coughing and some weird-sounding sneezes but I will confirm that all of this is real which is insane but I lost cout at 40 sneezes before halfway.

anyway enjoy and pls read the cw

Sometimes I also add that both viruses cause thier libido to skyrocket and they can't help keep thier hands (or drippy noses) off each other.

Some really fucking desperate sneezes that get increasingly snifflier ft. buildups that *sound* nsfw but were not.

cw: muffled into handkerchief, very rapid, very desperate, stifling, hitching, moaning

Oh my god 😳 I'm so glad I've finally managed to record something like this. This is what happens when it gets truly dusty in my vicinity.

Well I officially made a wav too long for tumblr to deal with. so here it is cut in half!