Sneeze Queen

I saw someone say they know they have a cold over allergies if they automatically sneeze after blowing their nose and that might be the hottest thing I've ever read.

pleast read my silly horny nonsense

just thought of a business person coming into the clinic straight from work on a friday afternoon. Dressed in their up tight lil business outfit (this is gender neutral so imagine however you please) soaked from the cold pouring rain. You'd thought it was the rain that has them all sniffly, until you hear them coughing and how thick the congestion is in their voice as they ask you how to get a room bc 'I don't know what's worse my work week or this cold' You a nurse have them fill out an intake form, offer blankets, towels and tissues as you guide them to the waiting room. Poor thing sounds absolutely awful. They set their bag down and slump into the chair as you drape the towel over their shoulders, their top stuck to their upper body from the rain. While you go back to attend the front desk, you eye them every so often as they hitch, sniffle and rub their nose through the paper work. When they finally come up to give it back to you, they have the most pitiful look on their face as they tell you 'fidished it" You can see their nostrils flaring, they're definitely red and angry. It isn't long before you hear a desperate gasp and snz and see them rocked forward hard with the blanket cupped to their nose and mouth. You watch them pull it away and solemnly cringe, strings of snot were oozing down. Yet another sneeze interrupts them and they mutter a soft 'excuse be'

just thought of a business person coming into the clinic straight from work on a friday afternoon. Dressed in their up tight lil business outfit (this is gender neutral so imagine however you please) soaked from the cold pouring rain. You'd thought it was the rain that has them all sniffly, until you hear them coughing and how thick the congestion is in their voice as they ask you how to get a room bc 'I don't know what's worse my work week or this cold' You a nurse have them fill out an intake form, offer blankets, towels and tissues as you guide them to the waiting room. Poor thing sounds absolutely awful. They set their bag down and slump into the chair as you drape the towel over their shoulders, their top stuck to their upper body from the rain. While you go back to attend the front desk, you eye them every so often as they hitch, sniffle and rub their nose through the paper work. When they finally come up to give it back to you, they have the most pitiful look on their face as they tell you 'fidished it" You can see their nostrils flaring, they're definitely red and angry. It isn't long before you hear a desperate gasp and snz and see them rocked forward hard with the blanket cupped to their nose and mouth. You watch them pull it away and solemnly cringe, strings of snot were oozing down. Yet another sneeze interrupts them and they mutter a soft 'excuse be'

A snzfucker who just had the MESSIEST fit ever and is just . . . lingering in the mess. Leaned back idly playing with their nose, debating if they should clean up or get back to it.