hey man what are you doing here

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

god how did i forget alphys undertale was such a huge robot freak. she was always the realest

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

Of course you have a bite attack and two claw attacks and two wing attacks and a tail slap and a breath weapon. And pronouns. 🙄

Can I have your phone number

the 2/3rds beer and 1/3rd milk bit comes from gilgamesh being described as 2/3rds god and 1/3rd human. which is such an evocative and funny way to describe a mythic figure. like how did you get those numbers man

My five year plan is to listen to music