The Fan of (Almost) Everything

yeah okay ill reblog that

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

He W H A T

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Wearing this to Costco so the chicken man knows I respect his talent and finesse.

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

would a smoothie bring boys to a yard 🤔

omg yay :3

Cannibalism

I find it funny that on twitter they say ur “twitter famous” but here if u have the same amount of followers you’re just a Big Blog. Like yeah tumblr doesn’t grant anyone actual fame but your dick is HUGE

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.

Let me get a blockbuster tracksuit, yall hoes couldn’t tell me NUTHIN!!!!!

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

This is my anthem

I only saw this legend in screenshots