find out who you are and do it on purpose

Massive shoutout to the three other sly fans on the planet for attending the con i tabled at last weekend i wasnt expecting my sly stickers to sell

Customer told me her brother died on good friday and, without my permission, my mouth said "did he come back three days later?"

You can dm me for pillowfort keys btw . I have so many

I think hearing your parents fuck is a worse punishment than death actually

The way i can prove tumblrs userbase is aging is that i just started an rsp and have been excitedly watching its worth tick up by the thousandths of percents for 4 days . This is my entertainment now

the authors barely disguised participation in booktok

I like cats who drool cause its like heres my animal that is always a little bit damp . If you touch her head she will generate slime

Fainted at work cause a customer was telling me in extreme graphic detail about a surgery he had and i didnt want to be rude by telling him to stop talking so instead i took a nap real quick and gave him the scare of a lifetime AMA