this blog is a mess

Okay but it should really have its own, smaller bathroom diorama.

You can’t see it because it’s hanging on the fourth wall

I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire

I miss my guy paperclip

I hate you all for this 

I heard this post.

I highkey feel attacked

I have been stabbed in the feels.

yAy

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

reblogging cause i need to save this

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

If y'all are feeling dangerous this shit tastes good raw. Its like a cookie dough batter.

@alltheshit-althetime

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

dancer is my life

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

my friends to me in the same timezone

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

This is really how it feels with your cat in your bed