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BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.

A ... spokesperson?

@todaysbird

to be fair, destroying stuff is like…their Thing.

The Lookers

Lotta reblogs with tags saying “except for _______.” No. I think maybe you’re not getting it. All bugs are friends. Even invasive species. Even parasites. Even bugs that transmit disease. All life has value. No bug is malicious. All bugs are friends. All bugs are nice and I love them all. Thank you.

Ok I was just having some lighthearted fun but genuinely some of you need to learn that a post about loving bugs is not the place for you to go on a rant about the one specific bug that you hate or the ones that you feel deserve to be killed. If you find yourself blocked by me you know why. This blog is my happy place and you're making it unpleasant.

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

i am listening to the starling outside go through his repertoire of learned songs from other birds…what have i done

Oh fuck I'm supposed to be observing a work crew fixing a leaky manhole but it's next to a wetland and I can hear at least 2 Carolina wrens in a duet and a song sparrow nearby and the sun is shining off the water and the wind through the rushes is like gentle music. Scary stuff