garden-variety reblogger

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

This feels similar to when cats see a prey in the distance and start to do that stange motion with their mouths and chirping/chattering

...pfft

“Normal style” is a great phrase because it is decidedly not normal style to say.

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

this is also true in the UK! a cyclist or motorcyclist will signal the same thing by tapping the top of their helmet.

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments