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Gloryhammer really is one of the greatest bands of all time. Like. What other band would make a song titled Goblin King Of The Darkstorm Galaxy, which is about a goblin king and evil wizard teaming up to open an evil portal and bring ruin to the lords of the moon? What other band would remaster one of their songs and give it the title of "Transcendant Empyrean Incantation Version", only made more ridiculous by the fact the song is titled The Unicorn Invasion Of Dundee? You find a song titled He Has Returned. OK, srely this one is more normal. No, it's about The Robot Prince Of Auchtertool, who apparently has a crown made of lasers and epic robot wings. One of their songs opens with the lyrics "I wanna fly away on a unicorn to a land of freedom and light, but I know that my destiny is to die in the ultimate fight", with the climax of that song is "I know I'll find my destiny in outer space in 1993". AND they're Scottish. Actually the best.

It’s even better now that none of the preforming members are Scottish. Like what do you mean the Scottish space metal band has a total of 0 Scots? Diabolical

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

They freed Ben from his orchestral prison

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens