kristinized

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

oh, the music is coming from him

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

A d o r a b l e

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs

I feel personally attacked.

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS