last night was an anthony bourdain gif

do u ever just regret everything

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

Missionary, no condom, intense eye contact, your legs wrapped around me, deep creampies

i love that the phrase is “in love” like love is a place. like somewhere you could live.

lounging around naked after you just showered and moisturized and perfumed is one of life’s many joys

because who am i if i don‘t give my entire heart everytime?

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

before we have sex can you reassure me i’m the most precious thing you’ve ever seen and repeat it a thousand times please