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Watch me whip this mf out in the middle of rainbow road
so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:
WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE
you know................. like bf...............
The way they say “shrubbery” gets me e v e r y time
[I deserve… husband of the year award.
I just dropped my husband and his family off at the airport, got some coffee, made it home… and he calls me… to say… tsa wouldn’t let them bring their 80$ lush hair… product onto the flight and it was too late to check it back. *zooms in on his face* so he hid it in a bush.
so guess who’s going back to the airport? *voice cracking* to dig through some shrubbery?
we’re here.
*montage of him getting to the shrub in silence and collecting the bag*
that was. so shady.
there was a whole family sitting on the bench in front of the bush and I had to be like *high pitched nasally voice* ‘excuse me, just gotta… heh! just gotta reach in there real quick.’
*running the product through his hair* if he thinks he’s getting this back he’s wrong.]
been wearing these all summer
*I bust into the roller rink, hootin and hollerin and trying to lasso the other patrons*

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bored. might levitate just because
me: it’s allergy season
friend: how can you tell
me:
once i’m mentally stable and fully covered in tattoos it’s over for you
i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid
Felt like that when I found out
While verifying this I found out that Chelsea Peretti’s brother, Jonah Peretti, is the CEO of Buzzfeed

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Robin Lehner wins the Bill Masterton for perseverance and dedication after overcoming substance addiction and seeking help for mental-health issues.
I’m screaming.
i dont need to go clubbing anymore i just go to the local grocery store that plays 80s music and stand there
anyone: you don’t have to handle everything on your own
my stubborn ass: ….but i want to

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If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.
finally a good fucking shower thought
Or how about healthcare…
so anyway, eat the rich