accidents happen

if this gets 1k i’ll jack off to bee movie

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

please tag your sfw I’m trying to see a tittie

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

big shoutout to the bugs who ate reagans corpse, someone had to do it and it wasnt gonna be me