MINORS DNI

Hi! I've been on tumblr for a very long time, but this is my horny side blog. It's mostly here for me to interact with other people and reblog things I don't want on my main account. That said, there's still going to be posts that I have here that aren't porn. Sorry! It's my blog, and I'm going to do what I like with it.

I'm from the Pacific Northwest area, I'm in my late 30's, and I genuinely enjoy the opportunity to chat with people, whether the conversation is horny or not.

PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT IF:

You are a minor.

You are dont have your age listed on your blog somewhere.

You can't act like a regular ass human who recognizes that people online are real people

I'm usually open to most kinks, but hard no's are scat, vomit, anything involving minors, anything involving animals, etc., etc.

Otherwise, please just reach out if you have any questions about anything! I'm always happy to talk, and I love asks.

Also! For anyone who comes through my blog, spam liking or reblogging posts: I see you, you make my day better, and you should say hi! If you're new to my blog and I see a bunch of activity from you, I WILL take a look at your blog, and I WILL want to hear from you, even if you're just reaching out to say "hi".

Two anon emojis have also been claimed! We'll see if this is something people continue to be interested in, but right now 🍒, 🐰, 🐝, 🪐, 🪼, 🐱, 🩵, 🍓, 🦢 and 🐶 are taken.

Oh hi there Anon! What a fun batch of questions, thank you very much! Hopefully you're excited to read a lot from me, hahaha.

4. Do you get jealous or possessive easily?

Hmm, I don't think "easily," no. If I'm in a relationship with someone, it's because I trust them! And if I'm NOT in a relationship with someone and start getting jealous, then I take that as a sign that I should either talk with them about what I'd like, or adjust my own perspective :) Now, if I'm with someone who LIKES it when I get jealous, then I have no problem playing on that space with them and letting those feelings come out a bit more, hahaha.

18. Have you ever sexted at work/school or in a public space?

Mmhmm, I have, yes. And honestly? It's very, very hot to do. I work 8-5 during the week, so if you see me on here in those hours, it's because I'm at work while I scroll. I have pleeeenty of fun sending someone a saucy message while I'm in my office ;)

29. What's an easy way to get you horny?

Mm, are you curious, Anon? Hahaha. Honestly, I appreciate directness. So someone telling me that they've really enjoyed something I've done, or letting me know that they're turned on? Very hot. Alternatively, someone teasing me and trying to tempt me can be really really enticing.

37. What made you start a kinky/sexual blog.

Oh, that's a very fun question! To be honest with you, I just wanted to start a side blog so I didn't end up adding anything sexual to my main blogs algorithm when I followed kink accounts, hahaha. On top of that, curiosity as to what other aspects of kink I could explore on here! I definitely didn't expect to get any sort of following when I made this blog, and I'm very humbled to have so many people here who enjoy what I reblog.

48. What's a mundane thing a person can do that turns you on?

Ooh, I may have answered this one already today, but the short version is either be easy for me to tease, or to show off confidence! There's plenty of other things, I'm sure, but as far as specifically mundane things that turn me on instead of make me interested, those are the two I immediately think of.

50. What's the longest you've ever gone without cumming?

Oh my, I'm not actually sure! Maybe a couple weeks? Hahaha, sometimes my life gets very busy, and there's just not as much time as I'd like to commit to myself!

51. Do you like getting your hair pulled/pulling your partner's hair?

My hair isn't terribly long, but I DO like feeling a partners fingers in my hair, especially if we're making out. But as for me pulling others? Absolutely. In doggystyle, holding your hair and giving it a little tug? Or maybe your on your knees, between my legs, and I'm holding your ponytail together while I direct you? Very, very hot.

52. What's your biggest turn off?

Oof, definitely people who are unwilling to be empathetic, or to see others opinions. People who believe they know everything while being blatantly rude, or who abjectly refuse to try to understand others perspectives? Close minded and terrible. On top of that, it's impossible to try to work with people like that, in any aspect of life.

55. What's your favourite sex position?

Oh my oh my oh my, so many options! If I had to choose just one, though? Doggystyle is very high on my list, so I think I'll choose it :)

Hey there Anon! Thank you very much for your questions! I'm SO glad that you enjoy asking them, because I have fuk answering :)

33. Have ever had a threesome before? Would you want to in the future?

I have not! But I would be very very open to the idea, with the right people :)

34. What's the most sensitive place on your body?

Hmm... do you know, I read one that the lips are one of, of not the most, sensitive part of your body. I don't know if that's true, but it certainly sounds right to me :)

36. What's the most attractive body part on others?

Oh my, there's so many potential answers. Someone's eyes can be so so gorgeous, or caring, or kind. There's so much emotion to be found there! But have you seen people's backs?!? Oh my word. An attractive back on ANYONE has me paying attention. And who can go wrong with a nice butt??

43. What's your favourite compliment to be given?

I am actually not very good at receiving compliments, so ANY compliment is lovely to receive. But at the end of the day, maybe someone saying that I'm kind, or caring? That's always nice to hear.

46. Do you like being tied up or restrained?

You know, I actually haven't had much experience myself! I'm usually on the other side of things. I'd give anything a shot, though.

47. Do you like tying up or restraining others?

Yes. Very, very, very much. It doesn't have to be a full on shibari restraint, but even just restricting someone's movements with my hands, let alone using cuffs, rope, or anything else, is always veeerrryyyy fun for me.

Aww, thanks for joining in Anon! These are all such fun questions, too :)

13. What’s your favorite position to be in while masturbating?

Mm, pretty straightforward for me. Usually on my back, laying down on bed or on the couch or what have you. Easy enough to watch or read or have my phone or laptop nearby, and to remain comfortable. Alternatively, in the shower, standing up, with my phone I'm my hand while I text someone or look at pictures, videos, etc.

14. Do you own any toys? If so, what kind?

Nothing too fancy! The nicest thing I have is a set of very, very comfortable wrist restraints. They quite soft! Just in case anyone is curious, and wants to try them out.

28. What kind of dirty talk do you like?

Oh my, this can change PLENTY. For giving? Praise. Oh how I love to give praise. "You're doing so good for me." "Aww, did you like that?" "Poor you. Can you not think straight?" "Just like that, you're doing amazing." Etc., etc. As for receiving? Honestly, anything that someone else really enjoys, there's a good chance I'll like it too. Teasing is also good!

38. What do you like to do during foreplay?

Sooooo much. Here's where I like to tease the most; running my hands lightly over someone, giving them kisses, whispering in their ear....getting someone riled up and then not going any further until they start getting desperate for me, that's my favourite.

40. What's your favourite kind of aftercare?

Cuddles! Cuddling and kissing your partner, laughing with them about things, making sure that they have water, getting them a snack if they need. And also talking! Did they like this particular thing? Was that position fun for them? Honestly, having a cuddle and a post-sex talk is so, so nice.

Aww, hey there again Anon. Do you know, I think I could do that very, very easily. I'm fairly tall, and I could put a lot of force into holding you down. So feel free to scream as much as you like, but I'll be happy to tell you that no one else will hear you but me.

You asked if we think you're polite.. the answer is, you definitely are, and the mix of polite/sweet and filthy/Dom is actually really hot imo 😏

Mm am wondering if you got the reply re not-so-nerdy special interests. Don't have to answer that particular msg/ask, just wanted to know if it went thru. Your inbox is probably overflowing, I'm guessing!

May you have a smoother week ahead with opportunities for rest and fun sexy moments 🔥

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Hello there Clover!! I'm so happy to hear from you again!

It's definitely been a week! I won't complain too much on here, but work has been more stressful than usual recently. Hearing from people on here is so, so nice though, and it's very wonderful that everyone has been understanding of my long delays between answering asks and posting content.

That said, I'm very glad to hear that I come across as being both polite and also a sweet/filthy dom. Thatst very good for me to know, and I'm really happy to hear that others enjoy the way I speak :)

Finally, I think I did receive your previous ask, but I'm so so sorry, I think it's something I may have deleted! But if you'd like to resubmit it, or ask me any questions at all, I'd be very happy to answer!!

Hi there Anon! Although I think I may know who you are ;) Thank you for your patience in my answer, you're a sweetheart!

17. What did you last get off to?

Ooh, a repeat question, but that's because I hoarded all these asks until I could answer them! That said, the last thing I got for to was a mutual of mine ;)

48. What’s a mundane thing a person can do that turns you on?

Hmm, this one can be hard to answer, but I think... Okay. I'm not really sure exactly how to describe it. But if someone does something that makes me think they'd be fun to tease, it usually makes me notice. The problem, dear Anon, is that I can't immediately think of the actual action behind that, just my response to it.

So for my main answer, [nebulous way of acting that makes me think I could tease you and that you'd blush.] And for my second answer, speaking passionately about something that you really enjoy. That's always cute! It's nice to listen to someone get excited about their things!

49. What's your favourite kink?

Jellyfish, hi!! It's so good to see you again, I hope you've been well :) Thank you for your question, too.

11. Edging or overstimulation? (Receiving or giving)

I've got multiple answers for you here! For myself, easily edging. I like to take my time, and if I'm with a partner, I want to make sure that I'm not going anywhere until I've been able to make them feel very, very good. So staying on the edge is perfect for me.

However, for giving, I DO like both. If I had to choose, overstimulation, since I want to make someone cum for me over and over and over again. Coaxing them into another one, touching them, knowing that they feel so so good.

In the right context, though, edging a partner of very good. Are they being a brat? Have they been teasing me? Do I feel like being a bit less gentle, and w bit more of a teasing dom myself? Then I want to keep my partner right there on the edge. Telling them that they can't yet, that it'll feel so, so good when they actually cum, but that they aren't allowed to. Not yet, at least.

You're very welcome, Anon! I'm trying to catch up on my asks, after all.

And I seeeee! So you'd want someone to take you back to their house, chain you up, and have their way with you? Masked up, holding you down, and using you? Let me know if I'm off base :)

also I hope you’re having a good day :)

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Good morning, Love! I'm doing well so far today, thank you so much for asking! I hope you're also doing well, and that you've had a good weekend :) Thank you for your questions!

3. If you had a sex-playlist, what are some songs that would be on there?

Oof, terrible news: I don't really listen to music that often. I know, a crazy thing to say, but it's true. I don't want to umdersell how little I don't know about popular music these days, and most of what I DO listen to wouldn't work very well in the bedroom. Podcasts and audio books just don't hit the same during sex, you know?

9. What's the longest you've ever masturbated for?

Oh my goodness, what a question. Hmm. I'm SURE that there's been a day or two in my life where I've spent the better part of the day home alone and touching myself for hours. Scrolling through videos, or spending time on here going through posts. But I can't say I know for sure. If I had to guess.... Let's say 6 hours? Maybe more, maybe less, but on a day off, especially when I was younger, I could see myself being a horny mess for quite a while.

24. What's your favourite pet-nanes? (For yourself or others)

Oh, so many! Of course, it depends on who I'm talking to. I do, unfortunately, like being called "daddy," but I also enjoy more tender names from the right person. "Love" and "baby" are very good, for one. It can all change depending on who's talking to me, though, and what they like!

Hi there Anon! What a fun question for my Monday morning!

I haven't actually had a chance to try, but with the right partner, it could be fun? I'd be very happy to give it a shot, I think. Chasing someone down could be entertaining, holding someone down DEFINITELY is, and I understand that masks can be sexy.

Well good morning Anon! And happy Monday :) I hope you had a good weekend, and thank you very much for your questions!

8. Do the people in your life know that you’re kinky? If so; who?

Hahaha, surprisingly, it doesn't come up that often in my circle of friends! So no, it's not something that I tend to bring up anywhere other than on here, or with partners :)

16. When was the last time you jerked off?

Oh my Anon! What a question! Hmmm, it would have been right before the weekend, on Friday I think? I'd had a veeeeery long day at work, at needed some stress relief.

17. What did you last get off too?

Well, not to spoil a later question of yours, but it was to a mutual of mine ;)

22. Would you ever/ have you ever consider meeting up with a mutual IRL?

Hmm, it's hard for me to say! I am very, very cautious with what information I give out online, you see. I can't say it wouldn't EVER be possible, but it's definitely something that's fun for me to think about.

23. Have you ever masturbated to a mutual? Have you told them?

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Well hello there Flirt! Thank you so much for your question, I hope you're having a wonderful Sunday today :)

32. Do you sleep naked or in pajamas?

Hahaha, neither, technically! I get warm very, very easily, so I sleep in just my underwear. Boxer briefs, in case your curious ;)

35. What's your favourite part of your body?

Hmm, good question. Not TECHNICALLY part of my body, but does my height count? I regularly take for granted how easily I can reach things, but it is very nice to be able to do so, hahaha. And if that doesn't count, maybe my hands? I like to think I'm fairly dextrous, and I like working with my hands. Also, they're large enough that I can grab things quite easily.

39. Describe what you look like (in a sexy way)

Oh my, I'll do my best. Bad news for you though, Flirt, I'm not certain I can describe myself very sexily, but I'll at least give you a description. Where to start?

I suppose the first thing someone might notice about me would be my height. I know, every man you meet online is magically 6-foot-a-billion, but I genuinely am 6 feet tall. I've got fairly pale skin and freckles over my arms, cheeks, and forehead. I have a beard and a moustache, kept long enough to not be stubble, but short enough to avoid being scruffy. A reddish brown, with the occasional white hair starting to come in. My hair is short, closer on the sides than the top, and I wear glasses.

I've been told I have wide shoulders, and while I certainly don't work out regularly, I do like to stay at least a bit active by going for walks. I've got the slightest bit of dad-bod-tummy, and as another anon asked earlier, a bit of a hairy chest. Not enough to be my whole torso, mind you, but some hair on my chest, and some hair on my stomach, to form a nice little trail down into my jeans.

Hahaha, Anon, hi!! I'm soooooo glad you've been enjoying my blog, dear.

I have a hairy chest :) Nothing too crazy, and certainly not to a lumberjack degree, but it is hairy.

Hi there Anon!

What a delightful question you've asked :) The short answer? Not necessarily, no!

My longer version is a bit more nuanced, though: there are so many people out there in the world. And every single one of them has their own life, their own experiences, their own thoughts and memories and stories and loves and hates and every thing else that makes up a person. And it's so, so delightful to meet new people, and get to know them, and in that meeting be changed (just a bit!) by that person, and to change them as well.

There are so many people in the world who are all amazing and delightful in their own ways. And meeting someone who you can get along with, who you can grow with, change with, and become close to, is something that I think can happen with almost anyone. Depending on who you are, who that person is, and where you're both at in life. And for me, that's very, very special.

I don't necessarily think that there's ONE specific person out there for me I'm the world. I DO think that there are countless people I can meet, people who I could fall in love with and be better for knowing, who could feel the exact same way about me, and people with whom I could grow and change and be so, so happy to know and to be with. And any one of those hypothetical relationships is just as perfect and important and special as the others. And I know for myself that if I get too caught up in thoughts like "Is this person the ONE person who I'm meant to be with?" or "Is this the one CORRECT relationship for me?" that I'll be trapped in indecision, comparing it to hypothetical people and relationships from my imagination alone.

Hi Anon! Thank you for your question!

I hope you're not too worried about that for yourself! I can't speak for everyone, let alone any partners you may have. But for me? The biggest and main deciding factor in whether I would sleep with or have a relationship with someone is their personality, not their experience.

Do we get along well? Can we communicate? Do I think they're funny, and are we attracted to each other? That's all much, much more important than any amount of skill in bed, or whether they feel "experienced." Skills can be learned, and sometimes, part of the fun of being with someone can be learning with them. Or, depending on your relationship to that person, having them teach you (which can be its own sort of fun as well)