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@onenicebugperday

I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

Nobody understands the struggles of being a teenage girl better than Prince Hamlet of Denmark

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

you start to listen to mcr and suddenly those campy skeleton fingerless gloves start speaking to you like the green goblin mask

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

Can we get the good ending where this character goes outside for a walk and enjoys sitting down on a bench?

Im afraid thats just not possible