Gothzilla

An important tweet

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

Husband: RIVETING!

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

????

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

🎶My sincerest okie! Corpo language!🎵

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

they slayed

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!

This is the stages of change model, with each circle being a part of the process of growth. You'll notice how relapse is not a failing of the model, or a set back, but an active step in continuing to grow and change. Everytime you relapse, you learn something; maybe a certain time of year is difficult for you. Maybe certain people push you back into the habit. Maybe your other coping skills/replacement habits didn't work how you wanted and you need to strengthen them, or develop new ones. Maybe it's not quite as clear cut and you need to spend the time figuring out what exactly went wrong so you can catch it next time. It doesn't matter the exact lesson, but it's part of the process.

some guys idk