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Love Begins
we're not kids anymore.
izzy's playlists!
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Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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DEAR READER
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#extradirty
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Meant to have this done for May the 4th, but had some pretty big personal stuff happen and couldnāt get it done, so instead happy May the 9th (?) be with you. I donāt know what date it actually isā¦
Anywaysā¦
Obi-wan: this is very serious, one of the most important saber moves I can show you
Cody: *no thoughts, just himst*
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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens donāt lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?Ā
āOh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.āĀ
Iām not asexual but Iām fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sexā¦
I mean.Ā
āWHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.ā
āFUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.āĀ
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. Ā So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are sayingĀ āWeāll tell you the winning lotto numbers.ā
Them: āWe have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~ā Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
Lee Sangsoo | South Korea, b. 1983
Siamese Cat, undated
Resin sculpture
nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12ā class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds
This video makes me cry every time itās on my dash and I canāt even iterate why.
Like the dog doesnāt even know itās a competition and sheās made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.
The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world
always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard
Coach Manny Malhotra Micād Up at Summer Showdown
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Discussing babyās future
They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it
Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.
do you ever think about how much of the original trilogy artoo spent silently watching the drama go down with popcorn
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No way out
idiot jail for ignorant beasts
Sisyphus
one must imagine sisyphus ouppy
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
Iām not
BOOBIES
sorry guys, i usually donāt post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.
I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.Ā
omg guys. Iām sorry I usually donāt post stuff like this.
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebodyĀ out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isnāt complete without a picture of the worldās largest pecker.
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there
Needs moar tits
What this post needs is a little ass.
Sorry guys, I donāt usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.
Donāt forget a little pussy
YES.
All the NSFW
How about a nice pair of hooters?
Thank you for this blessed post
This wouldnāt be complete without a dik picā¦
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Im not even sorry this doesnāt fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.
What this post needs is a big ass.
This is why we tumble
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Do you know which book this is from?
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Iāve read this book before, and I like it!
I can tell which book this is from based on this excerpt, but I haven't read it
I started reading this, but didnāt finish it (or I am reading it currently)
I havenāt read this book, but I like this excerpt!
Iāve read this book before, and I donāt like it
I havenāt read this book and I donāt like this excerpt
Please reblog the polls, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people read the excerpt with an open mind šš Title and author will be revealed after the poll's conclusion.
Thank you @redribbonofficial for the submission! š
I read these a long time ago, and so had forgotten the details. And the planning department stuff is so painfully on point, I know I have read virtually the same thing in actual RL documents this year. And planning should not be like that, and I have so many thoughts and feelings.
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Rare albino puma
This is Itzae, an albino puma born at the Thomas Bell Zoo in Nicaragua in 2023!
Here's an article with more photos!
Itzae, la puma albina nacida en 2023 en Nicaragua, representa una de las mutaciones genƩticas mƔs inusuales en felinos del continente americ
let's stare hauntingly into the distance while being licked by mama
Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. š
Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point
May the Fourth Be With You!
Tiny art Tag list: @loverboy-havocboy @earlgreyci @elismor @mereelskirata @whiskygoldwings @indira-korr
Tfw, as the most powerful evil galactic empire ever, you still feel the odds are a bit stacked against you because just look at the rebel opposition I mean cāmon
"And then Thorki is next, which obviously started being popular a thousand fucking years ago. But also with the release of Thor. But also, in ancient Norway."
Listen to Episode 162, May 4, 2012: Check the Vents, The Avengers Are In The Tower now!
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Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!
āĀ rebelcaptainĀ mayĀ theĀ 4hĀ celebrationĀ āĀ
day 2: partners + teal
who knows š¤·āāļø (insp)
