Kopextacy

Global warming isn't cool.

Hemorrhoids are real pain in the ass!

You can't change the equation to fit the answer. If 1 is equal to 1 you can't simply change the value of 1 to get the result you want.

Starbucks coffee just isn't my cup of tea.

The Earth means the world to me.

Don't lose appreciation for what IS being too focused on what might be.

Everybody grows up on fairytales, but at some point you need to find beauty in reality.

For those of you fellow single people out there remember, this is one of the rare “holidays” you get to spend stress free. So enjoy. Happy Valentine’s Day

If you have no interest in banking, you are not a loan

The Cold War could have never been the "Cold" War if it weren't for the "draft"

Why do people spell skate with an 8, I absolutely H8 that!

Seafood is off the hook.

A person should be the reason a baby happens, a baby shouldn’t be the reason a person happens.

To deliver all those presents today Santa must truly be gifted.