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Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.
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- @lipikkawrites
do you ever pee and then still have to pee after you peed but can’t because you just peed?
#Princess&thePee
me when someone mentions a thing/place/any of my interests that i love:
The Universal Feminine Urge 👗✨
There is no feeling more powerful than being asked "Oh my god, I love your dress!" and being able to respond with "THANKS, IT HAS POCKETS" while aggressively shoving your hands in them. It’s a literal transformation. One minute you’re a delicate fashion icon, the next you’re a majestic vulture asserting dominance in the middle of a Target aisle.
Why do we do the little wing-flap stance? Why does it make us feel like we could conquer a small nation? We may never know, but the pocket-dopamine is real. If the dress has pockets, the dress is coming home with me. Period. 💅🦅
Reblog if you’ve ever done the "pocket flex" or if you're currently manifesting more functional fashion. Follow for more relatable chaos and niche memes. ✌️🔥
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Fandom so small i practically know everyone in it
The Sidewalk Standoff: A Horror Story
There is no internal rage quite like being a fast walker trapped behind a group of people moving at the speed of dial-up internet. It’s always the narrowest hallway or a sidewalk where they’ve formed a human wall, moving in slow motion while you’re vibrating with the energy of someone who actually has places to be. You start doing that awkward side-step dance, looking for an opening like you're in an action movie, but they just… keep… drifting. My heart rate is at 120 and I haven't even reached the destination yet. Please, I am begging you, pick up the pace or let me through. 🏃💨💀
Reblog if you’re a fast walker who is currently screaming internally. Follow for more relatable content!
