Of Tears and Laughter

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Ho oh

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

That was the concussion

[gripping the edge of the sink with trembling hands, eyes bloodshot] i do not need to be good at the things i love to do them

about 60% of web browser users are using chrome as of 2020, as opposed to only 4.5% firefox

As of 2020, 2 years ago

March 2022: chrome 64.9%, firefox 4.1%

My first reblog isn't showing up in the notes I guess bc I included a link to their website but please download Firefox 🥺

Next time some condescending amazon ad tries to sell you audible or whatever, consider getting firefox as a fuck-you. The adblocking's been great for my general mood.