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dan and phil as cat breeds <3
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power couple, dan and phil
Dan, he asked if being a youtuber pays well, not if you needed to marry Phil to get his inheritance 😭
Okay i just spent a half hour looking up inheritance rules in england, and while dan is absolutely full of shit about martyn standing to inherit phil's entire estate automatically (you can leave anything to anyone over there, regardless of relationship), there IS a 40% inheritance tax for non-married partners on all assets over £325,000. If you're legally married or in a civil partnership, you're completely exempt from it and just get all of your spouse's money.
So yeah tbh i could see that being a really great incentive to get even a staunch commitmentphobe down the aisle lmaoooo
this post reminded me of dan saying something similar on a liveshow from 2015 when gay marriage wasn't even legal on some countries outside of the uk (which doesn't really affect them personally and directly, but he does mention it). i just think it's interesting regardless of whether or not they're really getting married Now that they were obviously thinking about it even back then (especially with them writing and planning tabinof and tatinof at the time)
(if the timestamp doesn't work, it's at 38:46)
god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.

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A sort of chaotic but mostly pleasant enough interview from New Zealand if you guys haven’t seen it!
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Epstein files discourse has me more convinced than ever that we need to be talking a lot less about "pedophiles" and talking a lot more about child sexual abuse.
I talked about how conservative authoritarians define "pedophilia" as "youth autonomy," but even among less overtly authoritarian communities, the spectre of The Pedophile is, at best, a distraction from the reality of CSA.
"Pedophiles" are a distinct, discrete type of person. They're Not Like Us, but also, they Could Be Anywhere. They're hiding in plain sight among us, lurking and sabotaging. Anyone could secretly one of them. They're queer, they're Jewish, they're vaguely foreign. They conspire. They're a cabal. They have secret signals. They're rich and powerful and secretly control governments, but they're also poor and dirty and hide in alleyways. They're sexually deviant. They're everywhere and nowhere, and you should constantly be on guard against anyone who might be one.
Child sexual abuse, on the other hand, is abuse. It's an action, not a type of person. Anyone can commit it, because it's an abuse of power, and all adults and many other children have power over all children. Any adult has the ability to sexually abuse a child, because every adult has the ability to wield power over any child. Child sexual abuse is part of the continuum of child abuse, which in turn is part of the continuum of abuse, which can be committed by anyone who has the power to commit it.
The Epstein clients are the most prosaic phenomenon in the world. Rich, powerful people trafficked powerless people to force the powerless people to serve them. Rich, powerful people got away with breaking laws. Rich, powerful people uses people as objects -- in this case, as sex objects, but by the same structural mechanisms by which they use people to clean their houses, pick their crops, and assemble widgets in their factories.
It's not A Secret Cabal Of Pedophiles Conspiratorially Running The Government. It's just kyriarchy working as intended. Absolutely, keep up the pressure to release the Epstein files and prove what we already know, but if you're using "pedophiles" in a sentence where "illuminati" would make sense, put down the conspiracy juice and pick up the youthlib juice instead.
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#also the very same people LOVE to put aside the fact that#that the vast majority of CSA isn't done by some rando in a dark alley or a drag queen reading the Three Little Pigs#but rather the beloved teacher who asks you to chat with them in private or mommy's boyfriend who is being a little too nice to you#it's always almost someone the child knows#and that child abuse (sexual and otherwise) is caused by the power adults have over children#and kids being taught to do whatever parents/stepparents/uncles/aunts/teachers/coaches etc tell them to do without questioning it
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you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.
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i finally came back w something i quite like hehe
i realized i hadn't drawn father philip and sister daniel in a while so idk this just popped up in my head B)
i couldn't decide between the version with and without blood so i'll just post both :9
Old Phil fact: On Phil’s old Myspace, he used to show people how to make “cool Myspace photos” with step by step tutorials to put filters on them and just overall enhance your photos to make them “PC4PC” worthy.
For the anon that called bullshit on my fact, here are the before and after images of the photos he edited. (These were taken from his Myspace as well.)

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Literally of course I believe everybody can be reformed however the willingness of white queers to laugh about having a Nazi phase and the prevalence of 4chan to the point of claiming it’s some sort of universal experience and right of passage is insane like you laughing about how youre a reformed former nazi really doesnt do much to make me think youre reformed
I legitimately think a lot of people who make light of this sincerely miss being around fascists and are just mad that they won’t accept them now that theyre queer