i’m back baby

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

“too horny on main!!!!” Whats next? Too lovely in heart? Too considerate in friendship? Too cocky in boing boing?

“dan gets too jealous” cutting directly to the opening theme so dan couldn’t say anything is so funnyyyyy

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

Btw they fell into it hard and fast in 2009 in case y'all forgot.

shout out to Amazing Phil, the gayest man on the Kinsey scale, who likes the idea of his fantasy self being occassionally bisexual, with zero internalised homophobia at the root. he just loves the concept of women (he's still ending up with his husband in every universe though)

Dan's barely disguised smile at Phil genuinely trying in the arm wrestle and doing absolutely nothing