i’m back baby

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

everyone worrying about whether or not sylvia and marianne are related/if it’s ethical to ship them meanwhile we haven’t even figured out who mother is yet

as if the problematic fauxviet sex hospital fetish opera isn’t already freudian…get real!!

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

i would be so pissed if I was marianne bro I get this awesome job performing for the grand immortal dictator on his state sanctioned world tour and then my weird sister who runs the MOAT (already has her OWN job, btw) starts showing up during MY part?? and hitting our dad??

I want to draw Eeverything. fingers start twitching and I drop to my hands and knees and start yelling really loud

i loved hoping with you all 💔

I love the posts that are like Mikeyway Is Like A Baby Bird To Me. mikeyway is a newborn giraffe. mikeyway is like if a slinky was a person. he’s a tube of glittery strawberry chapstick. he hatched out of an egg. he sounds like laminated paper when a strong breeze hits him and if you hug him he squeaks like a dog toy. he’s got heterophobia in his eyes. he’s a cartoon character. mikey’s a balloon animal dog. Michael James Way is a little jar of boysenberry jam that you can buy at the farmers market for seven dollars. And he is my best friend.