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anivaangel

I think Shadow likes the new crinkle bag that I got her.

orchidvioletindigo

She wiggle

kittysuggest

she waggle

occoris

#she crinkle the baggle

garbage-empress

*walks by 7/11*

blacksmith hammering a taquito: got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy, more inside!

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everydaylouie

testing ⚡

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Reminder that slavery is still legal in America.

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shadowspirit90

Can we talk about how Ash’s chikorita’s first thought when released from it’s pokeball was to immediately turn around, rub against his leg, and look up at him as if to say “I love you so much. Hi there!”

Then Ash points at the opponent’s girafarig and immediately goes to face the foe. Yes, Ash looks a little annoyed, but he just points, doesn’t yell, just points.

This is why I love Pokémon so much. They aren’t just for battling, they are friends, companions. They love their trainers, at least those trainers that treat their Pokémon well. I would love to love in that world, where you make all these friends who will fight for you, knowing that they make you proud and safe.

schakira

so are we not going to talk about girafarig’s other head just weirdly turning its head towards you and showing off its teeth, signaling it absolutely wants to kill you?

chubbinafatzarelli

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

serinos-kitt

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

artemistheartist

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

the-purple-owl

I was always a little annoyed that he explained so much about each dish, so it’s actually really interesting to know why! It makes it a little less annoying.

segacity

The creation of “Wild Woody’, from the late Sega CD game.

mydepresso

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fuforthought

This fight always reminds me that Jackie Chan is truly a modern day Chaplin/Keaton. When recognizing physical comedians, Jackie has to be considered a modern king. This concept is so simple. STICKY FLOOR. That’s about it. And yet he makes absolute magic out of it. He gives us a solid fight sequence, genuine humor and some cheeky, sexy stuff. Everything you want, really. This fight might not be the most ferocious action sequence he’s done but, as far as comedic ideas go, this one is up there I think. It’s great.

The fight is from The Myth which I’m not going to post a link to because it’s not very good. It has three great action sequences in it (including this one). Track it down at your own peril.

rainbowattack

dancing-coyote

I have a murder of crows roosting in the tree right outside my bedroom window right now.

Whenever something disturbs them, they all shift around and their feathers make the most ominous rustling sound.

maruki

this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

puto-loco

“Nope.”

mooglemain

literally everytime staff posts an update

pon-raul

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

pon-raul

why are rich people like this lmao

priceofliberty

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

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saint-ambrosef

the fact that they refunded the shoppers is what makes this genuinely funny and not assholish

mitski-miyawakis

Palessi

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[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

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