There Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

There’s so much wrong here

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

i really admire couples who fight in public. it takes a special kind of hate to say “you never listen. i don’t know why i bother talking to you. youre like a bad dog” to your wife in a mod pizza

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

kentucky fried christ

jesus fucking kennedy

john f. chicken

The Son, The President, and the Deep Fried Spirit.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that